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"Everyone wants to know about the Chud. The Chud is a
player, a man-about-town. A subterranean Cassanova,
voracious in..."
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Occupation:
Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dweller
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Hobbies and Interests:
radioactive waste, biting things, mutating, romance and tender love-making
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Favorite Books:
Feeling Good: The New Mood Therapy
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Favorite Movies:
Manhunter, Born in East L.A., Because Mommy Works, Starship Troopers, In Cold Blood, Without a Trace, Body Slam, Captain Ron, Freak Talks About Sex, Barton Fink
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Favorite Music:
Roxy Music, Sinatra, Brian Setzer, Weezer
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Favorite TV Shows:
The O.C.
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About Me:
Everyone wants to know about the Chud. The Chud is a
player, a man-about-town. A subterranean Cassanova,
voracious in his appetites for both love-making and human
flesh, the Chud has resisted all attempts to tame him.
Ladies love the Chud for his bedside manner and roguish
ways. And Chud loves the ladies. Chud enjoys nighttime
strolls in NYC, frolicking in fountains, and dining at the
finer underground establishments.
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Who I Want to Meet:
Fleshy, gullible surface-dwellers and saucy females of all
ages.
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chudillac! what can i say about the
chudster that hasn't already been
said? a lot. the chuditude and me go
way back. i remember when the chud
first stroked me in that loving way of
his...we were foraging for berries.
then, there was the other time when the
chud loved me in his chudsac..it was a
real eye-opener for me. the chud is
very gentle, and has a tendency to
overeat, but we forgive him that. i
saw the chud on tv the other day and
was jealous that he was romancing the
ladies on the show. i threw an
eggplant at the screen and that was the
end of chuddy bear the televisual
playboy. i do sometimes, when i am
sipping my hot chuddlate before bed,
reminded of the special berries we ate
so long ago in a corner of the forest
that was our special place. if you
don't know the chud by now, you may
never never never never know him. (sing
along)
Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground
Dwellers. Allowing me to paint him
was a gift I cannot repay. I will
always look back on our time together
with fond memories-like our nights
watching "very special" episodes of
Webster and Diff'rent Strokes. I will
always love you, Chud.
that hasn't already been said...wow.
Chud-talk about dreamy ladies! Hot
scale shedding action and Fox
programming in his subterranean pad.
Once you go humanoid.....
off into the sunset together, just you
and me. No games, no empty promises,
just some HOT bear on bear action.
Call me.
watching Diff'rent Strokes and chuddling on
the couch. And most of all, I look back in
awe at the night when he tore Vincent from
Beauty and the Beast limb from limb, and
brought me his sodden hand as a love-
token. With Chud, romance is king. I'll
never forget him.
blood is cold, lizard.....
a raincoat when I'm around him.
Regardless, Chud is fun, Chud is a good
listener, and Chud is AWESOME. If that
doesn't get you, Chud's smile is to die
for. You're a fool if you're not his
friend.
physical appearance, but really
underneath all the slime, it's lovable.
Chud has this penetrating gaze that
seems to see straight into my soul.
Nobody knows me or watches me or
follows me like Chud. Chud, chud.
C.H.U.D.