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      Vaginismus
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      • Gothic heart
      • Posted
      • Oh, it seems asthough i just missed my
        testimonial which was there all along.
        How...embarassing.
      • Gothic heart
      • Posted
      • I'm not sure whether my old testimonial
        was pushed out of the way, or if you
        erased it. If the latter is true, I am
        very hurt and upset that you don't
        value my opinions and our
        relationship. Sometimes I get hurtful
        feelings which in this case may be let
        out on to you, who only lives a few
        miles from me so the fact that I could
        hurt you emotionally is very true and
        plausible, even though it would hurt me
        to hurt you because of the feelings we
        share together.
      • Frndstr whore
      • Posted
      • how s my baby? sweetest daisy. i miss
        your weirdness. i m on myspace
        now..sure it s faster, but i do miss
        the beautiful ones like yourself.
        thanks for the compliments, you have
        grown too, my dear. remember when we
        were both unemployed losers? oh how
        very much that strengthened our
        relationship! i will never forget you,
        jonah. now that you re famous, don't
        forget the hard times that made you
        the brilliant goddess you are today
      • Frndstr whore
      • Posted
      • jonah jonah jonah
      • Gothic heart
      • Posted
      • Jonah is my friend from way back. We
        had our first "experiences" together.
        We were childhood friends and then we
        became different friends, more mature
        type friends. We engaged in more
        mature things together. We shared our
        bodies with eachother. We were open
        and enjoyed eachother. We experienced
        our first male/female touching
        experiences together. For whoever
        thinks that what I'm saying is sexual:
        shame on you.
      • Dudical
      • Posted
      • I hate the idea that I have to come up
        with yet another amazing-yet-draining
        testimonial for you, dandy fop.
      • Shedding Skin
      • Posted
      • Take my maidenhead, sweet prince!
      • HeatherJune
      • Posted
      • Jonah is a comic genius. Just ask him,
        he'll tell you that.
      • Will
      • Posted
      • you're out of your mind. YO. xoxo
      • Frndstr whore
      • Posted
      • hello little un, i think you re cute,
        too. come get into my big white van,
        ive got some treats for you!~

      More About Vaginismus

      • Interested In:

        Friends, Activity Partners

      • Member Since:

        Sep 2003

      • Hometown:

        Miami Reston Seattle

      • Vaginismus's URL:

        http://profiles.friendster.com/1990590

      • Occupation:

        daydreaming sinecure

      • What I enjoy doing:

        food, sound, vision

      • Favorite Books:

        this doesn't mean nothin, seein as I don't reads.

      • Favorite Movies:

        flight of the navigator, guy maddin, jodorowsky, tarkovsky, blahblovsky, mamavsky, kakavski, vodkavski, paradjanov, shitstain, persian gulf, and james cameron. medea. two lane blacktop. tinto brass. wim wenders. you get the point.

      • Favorite Music:

        weird al. old scratchy french records. brazilian psychedelic music from the 60s and 70s. the obscure. booger

      • Favorite TV Shows:

        the sitcom that i am currently writing will annihilate every standard of television and i will take over the world.

      • About Me:

        I'm into some heavy shit man. Back in 72 I read this book
        called New Shaman: A Mushroom Eater's Bible and that's when
        I started creating a new headspace for myself and just sort
        of saying fuck this patriarchal rationality horseshit you
        know? Not like I just dropped out of the scene like
        Beefheart, who like, lives in the middle of fuckin Nevada
        in a trailer or something, I mean not that I blame him he's
        like got late stage parkinson's but I mean I sort of re-
        circuited myself and became what I call the New Man, or
        what Terrence McKenna calls Elves. Or maybe that was me.
        Yeah it was me. So like flashforward to 1981 and the
        Reakkkan Administruction is like fucking up EVERYTHING
        right? I was crashing on cocaine and just sort of fucking
        the man, working in a warehouse at Texas Instruments in
        Waco. I got really down and I guess lost my Godself True
        Self, the Holy Thou, right? And I really had to kind of
        come down and settle, like I had just busted up my 3rd
        marriage and shit. Anyway, I met this Traveller named Paco
        who was in between spaces like me, like at a Crossroads,
        and he was like look man I have this friend who works on a
        hippie kibbutz outside of Santa Fe and would I want to
        come? And I was like can you smoke dope on a kibbutz or is
        it kosher or what? And he was like yeah man you can smoke
        dope. Yeah so that's where I met Tiffany Ellen Gotama
        Heruka Gwenollyyn, and she became my wife right, she was
        sort of this heavy goddess type. I don't mean heavy in the
        spiritual sense I mean she was a goddess type, like she was
        really fat. But by this time I was like cool whatever man
        a chick's a chick and I'm gonna fuckin die anyway. She
        became my wife and convinced me to change my name whenever
        I felt what she called a vasissitude or something, and I
        said look sister sorry to disappoint but I got a vasectomy
        after my 2nd old lady. But she explained it was all about
        transformation and new lives and what not. Long story
        short, I'm doin good now and wouldn't mind meeting some
        amigos who border or make forearrays into my headspace. I
        sell jewelery on a table at coffee shops.

      • Who I Want to Meet:

        i'm sorry friendster baby, i love you girl, i didn't mean to
        hurchoo... i promised you the world i know, but i got to go,
        it's just girl, you move too slow. i got these images,
        these images in my mind's eye girl, i got these images, but
        they take too long to load.

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