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Vaginismus
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Interested In:
Friends, Activity Partners
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Member Since:
Sep 2003
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Hometown:
Miami Reston Seattle
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Vaginismus's URL:
http://profiles.friendster.com/1990590
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Occupation:
daydreaming sinecure
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What I enjoy doing:
food, sound, vision
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Favorite Books:
this doesn't mean nothin, seein as I don't reads.
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Favorite Movies:
flight of the navigator, guy maddin, jodorowsky, tarkovsky, blahblovsky, mamavsky, kakavski, vodkavski, paradjanov, shitstain, persian gulf, and james cameron. medea. two lane blacktop. tinto brass. wim wenders. you get the point.
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Favorite Music:
weird al. old scratchy french records. brazilian psychedelic music from the 60s and 70s. the obscure. booger
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Favorite TV Shows:
the sitcom that i am currently writing will annihilate every standard of television and i will take over the world.
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About Me:
I'm into some heavy shit man. Back in 72 I read this book
called New Shaman: A Mushroom Eater's Bible and that's when
I started creating a new headspace for myself and just sort
of saying fuck this patriarchal rationality horseshit you
know? Not like I just dropped out of the scene like
Beefheart, who like, lives in the middle of fuckin Nevada
in a trailer or something, I mean not that I blame him he's
like got late stage parkinson's but I mean I sort of re-
circuited myself and became what I call the New Man, or
what Terrence McKenna calls Elves. Or maybe that was me.
Yeah it was me. So like flashforward to 1981 and the
Reakkkan Administruction is like fucking up EVERYTHING
right? I was crashing on cocaine and just sort of fucking
the man, working in a warehouse at Texas Instruments in
Waco. I got really down and I guess lost my Godself True
Self, the Holy Thou, right? And I really had to kind of
come down and settle, like I had just busted up my 3rd
marriage and shit. Anyway, I met this Traveller named Paco
who was in between spaces like me, like at a Crossroads,
and he was like look man I have this friend who works on a
hippie kibbutz outside of Santa Fe and would I want to
come? And I was like can you smoke dope on a kibbutz or is
it kosher or what? And he was like yeah man you can smoke
dope. Yeah so that's where I met Tiffany Ellen Gotama
Heruka Gwenollyyn, and she became my wife right, she was
sort of this heavy goddess type. I don't mean heavy in the
spiritual sense I mean she was a goddess type, like she was
really fat. But by this time I was like cool whatever man
a chick's a chick and I'm gonna fuckin die anyway. She
became my wife and convinced me to change my name whenever
I felt what she called a vasissitude or something, and I
said look sister sorry to disappoint but I got a vasectomy
after my 2nd old lady. But she explained it was all about
transformation and new lives and what not. Long story
short, I'm doin good now and wouldn't mind meeting some
amigos who border or make forearrays into my headspace. I
sell jewelery on a table at coffee shops.
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Who I Want to Meet:
i'm sorry friendster baby, i love you girl, i didn't mean to
hurchoo... i promised you the world i know, but i got to go,
it's just girl, you move too slow. i got these images,
these images in my mind's eye girl, i got these images, but
they take too long to load.
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testimonial which was there all along.
How...embarassing.
was pushed out of the way, or if you
erased it. If the latter is true, I am
very hurt and upset that you don't
value my opinions and our
relationship. Sometimes I get hurtful
feelings which in this case may be let
out on to you, who only lives a few
miles from me so the fact that I could
hurt you emotionally is very true and
plausible, even though it would hurt me
to hurt you because of the feelings we
share together.
your weirdness. i m on myspace
now..sure it s faster, but i do miss
the beautiful ones like yourself.
thanks for the compliments, you have
grown too, my dear. remember when we
were both unemployed losers? oh how
very much that strengthened our
relationship! i will never forget you,
jonah. now that you re famous, don't
forget the hard times that made you
the brilliant goddess you are today
had our first "experiences" together.
We were childhood friends and then we
became different friends, more mature
type friends. We engaged in more
mature things together. We shared our
bodies with eachother. We were open
and enjoyed eachother. We experienced
our first male/female touching
experiences together. For whoever
thinks that what I'm saying is sexual:
shame on you.
with yet another amazing-yet-draining
testimonial for you, dandy fop.
he'll tell you that.
too. come get into my big white van,
ive got some treats for you!~