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the unbearable lightness of being drunkk
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"im like that guy in Sideways except I like beer"
More about Brian
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Schools (Other):
Grinnell College, University of Oregon
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College/University:
University of Oregon, Attended 2001 - 2005, Class of 2005, Master's Degree, Computer Science
Grinnell College, Attended 1997 - 2001, Class of 2001, Bachelor's Degree, History
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Occupation:
corporate tool
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Affiliations:
evil
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Hobbies and Interests:
oppressing minorities, clubbing baby seals, doing cameos in snuff films, bible study
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Favorite Books:
Mein Kampf, (A 4th Course of) Chicken Soup for the Teenage Soul
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Favorite Movies:
Birth of a Nation, Amistad, Soul Plane
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Favorite Music:
whatever the ladies are into nowadays
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Favorite TV Shows:
they took away my cable :-(
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About Me:
im like that guy in Sideways except I like beer
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Who I Want to Meet:
women who are 50/50 on the idea of having their pussy "beaten up"
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for a position with Bank of America in
Seattle. Supposedly he attributes this
to "higher standards" but I think he
just wanted to make 60, I mean 58,
grand. Not to mention a $5,000
"relocation bonus." I
imagine that within a year's time his
DVD colection will grow by 10 to 15
thousand volumes. Enjoy living the corporate
values, Snorkle.
"Twilight of the Idols": a stiff spine and dense
pages -- Jesus, can you stop talking about
Ben Affleck for ONE SECOND!
were "different" at Grinnell College,
all the while being boringly liberal
and trendy. Brian actually was/is
different. His politics (more
pragmatic and abrasive than typical
liberals), his opinions, his music
tastes (they have changed, but the
kernel of Reel Big Fish remains) are
all challenging. I often disagree with
Brian, but am never bored with what he
says; he should be a stand-up.
was drunk. Or at least that's what he
claims.
nicknamed himself after his dog.
and I have only had one argument. He
was sitting on the couch in the Rawson
2nd tower (the room I shared with Matt
and Kevin) playing Goldeneye. I made
the mistake of walking in front of the
computer screen on my way to bed.
Snorf said "GODDAMN IT, TODD, YOU JUST
MADE ME DIE!" This provoked a shouting
match in which I would've destroyed
his weak ass, had Bob Sanchez-G not
intervened.