Kristopher None

P.J. Proudhon's Charm and Beauty School

eccentric old man in training.

www.anothersky.org - read my novel Click for free and then spread the word

bikes, eyes, writing, making stuff, ink, sun/trickster gods, cliffs/rooftops, ambient sounds, stencils, totems, used books, class war, synchronicity, cards, travel, everything/nothing, media/propaganda/meme theory, scars, sculpey, tofu, cooking, minimalism, free bins

the stars my destination, huckleberry finn, the stranger, malcolm x, wasp factory, wind-up bird chronicle, illustrated man, geek love, watchmen, fast food nation, illusions, little prince, the invisibles, transmetropolitan

the dreamers, big lebowski, brazil, city / lost children, fight club, great dictator, true romance, the apartment, fear loathing lv, rear window, altered states, dead man, blade runner, akira, zoolander, battle royale, iron giant, jerk, horror, kung fu

autechre, fugazi, gybe!, mum, boards of canada, quicksand, freescha, muslimgauze, skinny puppy, panasonic, mogwai, sam cooke, squarepusher, pink floyd, gescom, tribe, dirty three, rival schools, police, dylan, gaye, armstrong, dj z-trip, led zeppelin

no. books instead: catch 22, trainspotting, hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy, 1984, invisible monsters, no logo, good omens, requiem for a dream, motherless brooklyn, brave new world, johnathan l. seagull, dune, i ching, snow crash, preacher

Virgo

if you want to contact me, don't use friendster. go to anothersky.org or just use myspace and dig me up. http://www.myspace.com/76603197

check out my novel Click at anothersky.org. seriously. this project was years in the making... and the publishing paradigm behind it is something new too. you can read the whole thing online for free. you can buy a cool trade paperbook at a price you set. basically, between the novel and the site you'll get a better sense of who i am and what i stand for than friendster could ever achieve.

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when i was four, i wanted to be an aborigine in the outback. at five, i was confident i'd be a professional gambler (my gramps taught me draw poker). at six, my goal was to become a bank robber. by the time i was eight, i'd accomplished all three. so now i just sit idly on the porch reliving the glory days of my youth, sipping lemonade and yelling incoherently at passerby.

jacks or better to open - a patchwork heathen and miscreant. someone who plays with their food and the stars in the sky. smart smart smart. and sweet (to me at least. and animals.) quirky like a fox, a cute mixed metaphor that never quite fits in. someone to cook and make things with. a linguistic ninja who doesn't mind that i can't pronounce half the words i know. someone not allergic to cats or tofu.