In my days as a ninja, I met Cathy fighting
crime well, more like stealing jewels.
Now when I meet her its always
inexplicably four o'clock in the morning
and several White Russians have found
their graves in my stomach.
Every once in awhile, Cathy'll do something that
completely surprises you... randomly smack you,
make you listen to Peter Frampton playing Sgt.
Peppers at 45 rpm, leave the goddamn country.
But that is why we love her. Except the smacking.
That can stop, at any point, Cathy. Seriously.
Since developing her limited social skills,
Cathy has gone on to ruin otherwise
intelligent and insightful conversations across
Ohio and New England by interjecting her
thoughts and feelings. We must band
together so we may stop this scourge at it's
source: the land of Cleve.
crime well, more like stealing jewels.
Now when I meet her its always
inexplicably four o'clock in the morning
and several White Russians have found
their graves in my stomach.
completely surprises you... randomly smack you,
make you listen to Peter Frampton playing Sgt.
Peppers at 45 rpm, leave the goddamn country.
But that is why we love her. Except the smacking.
That can stop, at any point, Cathy. Seriously.
Cathy has gone on to ruin otherwise
intelligent and insightful conversations across
Ohio and New England by interjecting her
thoughts and feelings. We must band
together so we may stop this scourge at it's
source: the land of Cleve.
interventions... Cathy... We love you!
help, the sooner she'll get better.