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Occupation:
teacher, writer
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Hobbies and Interests:
movies, books, music, dancing, eavesdropping, cooking, eating, writing, drinking wine, lecturing small children on issues of class and gender, dive bar indexing, crossword puzzling, driving, punching, politicking, wifin'
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Favorite Books:
homeland, white noise, samuel johnson is indignant, 9 stories, unless, slouching towards bethlehem, the emigrants, austerlitz, lorrie moore, civilwarland in bad decline, flannery o'connor, lolita, middlesex, the pugilist at rest, motherless brooklyn, shah of shahs, raymond carver, michael chabon, the o.e.d., james baldwin, naked, infinite jest, sister noon, super flat times, faulkner, my mortal enemy, p.g. wodehouse
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Favorite Movies:
the third man, rushmore, vertigo, sturges & lubitsch, flirting with disaster, manhattan, the big liebowski, waiting for guffman, dr. strangelove, john sayles, jesus' son, out of the past, anatomy of a murder, goodfellas, breathless, antonia's line, badlands, the bicycle thief, shot in the dark, harold & maude, capra, my man godfrey, central station, all the real girls, secretary, manny & lo, red, blue, babe, the philadelphia story, being there, the thin man, ginger snaps, thumbsucker
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Favorite Music:
cat power, built to spill, the modern lovers, will oldham, the smiths, the cure, t. rex, fleetwood mac, quasi, otis redding, joanna newsom, le tigre, smog, the magnetic fields, nina simone, modest mouse, the velvet underground, johnny cash, the pixies, pavement, calla, the kinks, elliot smith, sufjan stevens, wolf parade, american analog set, jay-z, sleater kinney, kanye west, the mountain goats
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Favorite TV Shows:
the wire!, the daily show, yacht rock, aqua teen hunger force, flight of the conchords, csi: miami, the colbert report, sealab 2021, law & order: criminal intent, strangers with candy, project runway, top chef
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and casual wisdom. I am hoping that this flattering
testimonial will persuade her to stick around the
Counter Convention, because we need her somethin
fierce.
God in angelic form. That angel is
Jessica Roake. Except unlike Jacob
I kicked God's ass. So yes, I can beat
my big sister up but that's the only
thing I can trump her at. She is
constantly amazing me with her
brilliance, her beauty, her absolute
kindness, her ability to light up every
room she walks into, her rapier wit
and, of course, the way she can
shake it. I realize that I'm the bad
sister right now, Jessa, but I promise
to take you out to a super sweet meal
at White Castle this weekend.
the testimonial I wrote her sounded
like it had been written by a ten-year-
old and invoked every imaginable nasty
testimonial cliche, she posted it
anyway, and it wasn't even all that
complimentary. She deserves better than
that from better than I.
nasty upper west side sub-humans. i remember the
first day of her training, she sampled ALL the fucking
wine in the house--her own impromptu wine tasting. i
knew then, she was good people.
in my heart because when we were
roommates, one of her walls was a very
thin sliding door, and I got to hear
her have sex all the time! Tee hee
hee. But seriously, folks... she was
ON! No really, seriously, Jessica is
kind, evolved, super-intelligent, and
so fucking incredibly funny. And she
likes to pick fights with cops.
a year and failed to contact me even
once? Whose stack of glowing
testimonials makes me shudder at such
a tasteless display of toadying
affection? Who let me spend entire pre-
y2k afternoons asleep in the Winnebago
once she realized that I was
absolutely worthless as a Costume
Assistant? And who, peering from under
her head-hugging devil cowl, made the
cutest little demoness since the
demoness Allegra Geller? All right,
yes: it's Jessica already. Turn
up "Love is Alright Tonight" by Rick
Springfield and resume rocking.
let me count the 1 billion ways...
Jessica is a goddess in my mind. she's
just the best of the best. and man can
she make neon blue knee highs look
good! I love you Jessica!
would transform into a Jessica clone.
She is too freaking cool! The girl can
rock any crazy style and spout off
sassifrass all day long. Then at night,
without the benefit of a nap, she can
out bowl, out drink, out rap-battle any
of her peers. I want her to kidnap me
and Jessicafy me asap...
imploding? Is she sassy (yes), is she a
fasionista (why yes), is she possibly
the kindest person I know (without a
doubt),is she utterly brilliant (of
course), am I incredibly lucky and
unworthy to have her as my big sister
(yes to the former, perhaps to the
latter.) Here are a few things you
might not know about our relationship.
She idolizes the Hilton sisters and
makes me do lines of coke off male
supermodels when we go out on the town
in order to emulate them. Also, she has
a rare disease in which she sweats
plutonium. Last but not least, her
actual age is 15 making her my younger
sister, not my older one. I love her
and miss her terribly as we are on
entirely different continents at the
moment.