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"I need to be fed, like a baby bird! I am incredibly tall, intelligent, witty, well read, sarcastic,
sexy, adorable,..."
More about Alex
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Occupation:
Hater Player, Drink Slinger,$2 CRACK WHORE
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Affiliations:
Linda Strawberry, lindastrawberry.com
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Hobbies and Interests:
Catastrophitophizing, "Some people call it a one night stand, But we can call it Paradise, " Rock n Roll Rebel, Statewide Chinchilla Calling Champ (three years undefeated), Smoking Crack, gettin' nekked, gettin' paid for my services, 15-20%
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Favorite Books:
Christopher Hitchens, Heinlein, Kandel, Ishmael, Draculea, Camus, Curious George, Where the Wild Things Are
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Favorite Movies:
The Big Lebowski, Dracula, Spinal Tap, Ass Master 3, The Jerk, Fight Club, The Princess Bride, Boogie Nights, Empire Strikes Back (original), Scream, Taxi Driver, Hearts of Darkness, Baraka, Three Amigos, Anything with Paul Newman!
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Favorite Music:
The DISCIPLES (a.k.a. the chelsea smiles), The SHORE, run run run, Eagles of Death Metal, ROCK, NEW WAVE and very ethnic music and of course the gods of all music....The Clash, The Beatles, Queen, Bowie, Zep, The Stones and Sabbath....to be continued
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Favorite TV Shows:
CNN, Charlie Rose, The Daily Show, Ali G, Nip/Tuck, Six Feet Under, SCTV
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Zodiac Sign:
Libra
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About Me:
I need to be fed, like a baby bird! I am incredibly tall, intelligent, witty, well read, sarcastic,
sexy, adorable, cuddly, energetic, demonstrative, talented, political
and incurably modest :) Or at least that's what I have been told :)
Ha ha ha, just kidding, I am a big dork and I bruise easily! I think I
am the nicest girl in the world, but I have been told many a time
that people either absolutely love me or they fucking despise me.
To put it bluntly I am not for the faint of heart or the weak-minded.
You get me or you don't. PERIOD! If you do you will see I am a
sheep in wolf's clothing....It's all smoke and mirrors. I've got fucking
chinchillas for pete's sake
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Who I Want to Meet:
Someone that drinks a lot of ketel 1 (or can be my designated
driver), smokes, plays geetar, fervently follows current affairs, loves
using fuck in every sentence and can quote Lou Dobbs. Oh yeah
and can understand a dry, dark, sarcastic sense of humor. **
Subject to change without notice**
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found each other. i love you so much. bow
to the queen!!!!!!!!!!! xxoxoxoxoxoo
She's also the spokesperson for
FUN and the ceo of LIFE IN THE
FASTLANE. Looking at her, it's
obvious she embodies that 'certain
something' men wish all women
had...and knowing her is to realize
how possible the quiet, gentle power
of femininity is for all women. Last
time I saw her, she was riding a
mechanical bull ..the opaque white of
her breasts moving in slow motion
from her blouse. She giggled like a
school-girl.... no one in the crowd
had a f-ing problem with any of it.
She's a giver and a half!!
Good to see ya again, luv! <3
xoxo
somebody buy this gal a drink, she
deserves it...
were living on Sweetzer? How creepy!
What, that means I'm only 26...Cool! Thanks
Alex!
bucks...don't give her a second hit, till she
handles her biz....keep her focused