Dating Women, Friends, Activity Partners

Sep 2003

South Lake Tahoe

I like being with good company.

http://profiles.friendster.com/2012641

Old people teach me things. They are wise. I like sleeping in their hospital beds with them and when they wake I say "I love just looking at you when you sleep." Then they'll call the nurse and I'll move to the next old person's bed. I love volunteering.

Actor & Righter

I know people who know people who know people who have no idea who I am.

Film, stand up comedy, music, eating, my pussy cats, eating my pussy cats, and long walks in the park -ing lot

Naked, Siddartha, Pure Drivel, Stupid White Men, anything by Thich Nhat Hanh and anything by anonymous.

Triplets of Belleville, Napoleon Dynamite, Fellini, Harold & Maude, Monty Python Films, Dead Poets Society, Adaptation, Amelie, Best In Show, Michael Moore Films, The Goonies, Marx Brothers, Fletch, Pump Up the Volume, Pee Wee's Big Adventure, Eternal Sunshine On The Spotless Mind, Leon the Professional, Planet Of The Apes(the original), The Producers and The NeverEnding Story.

Cornelius, Talking heads, Fishbone, Bjork, Spearhead, Simon & Garfunkel(or simon minus the garfunkel), The Police(but not the cops), Lemon Jelly(but not marmolade), Cake(but not pie), Vinx, Medeski Martin & Wood, Bobby Mcferrin, Broken Social Scene, Lyrics Born, Tin Hat Trio, Soul Coughing, Deke Dickerson, Michael Jackson, Air, Hall & Oates(yeah, what?), The Clash, The Castro Astros, My Dad's A Homosexual(this is not a real band name, nor is my dad gay, but it would be funny if he was and my my mom was a gay dude and he gave birth to me through his- nevermind), The Press, The Beatles, The Bangles, The Tigers, The Turtles, The Monkeys, The Mako Sharks, The Manatees in Prison For Molestation Charges, The Mmmmm?, The The, The The The Thes, The These Are the Reasons People Don't Want To Talk To Me, The End

Mama's Family. Actually I hate TV, not in a "hey I'm cool 'cause I hate TV" way. More like a "I hate TV so I must be cool" kinda way. Twin Peaks rules!

Sagittarius

I am a hetero sexual male who has recently come out of the closet. My friends would say to me "You're gay" but I now know differently. I learned this at a frat house. We were showering and as I was scrubbing down Patrick, I- nevermind. Well I am 6'2 not including my penis length, which seems to fluxuate due to the barometric pressure(or other pressures- nudge, nudge). I enjoy talking to my genitalia, except when my temper rises or she loses hers. Then I end up yelling at Naomi (my penis), which leads to me strangling her, which leads to me masturbating which leads to me crying in the fetal position on my futon. I don't really have a futon, I do however have a penis. I'm getting off track though. Take 2 - I am potty trained and don't smoke crack. I am not religious unless I see Jesus from smoking too much crack. I eat meat, vegetables and vegans. I enjoy fine wine, fine art and graffiti. I do not understand golden showers unless there is no other option. I hope never to be in a position where my only option is to have someone pee on me. And I'm getting off track again, sorry I've already taken too much of your time.

I require that you have at least have 3 letters in your name.(sorry Jo or Su) I also am looking for a special someone who can carry my stuff when I'm busy chasing ducks. I like blondes, but not blondes with black hair. I like the brunettes, they are my favorite doo wop group. And if you have black hair I like you 'cause your head is warm on sunny days. Red heads don't exist, lets face it. I like women to be confident, playful, smart, sexy, silly, snorty, sneaky, sneezy, snoozy and overall stupendous. I like my men to be dead.
Some where...some where my true love is waiting for me...(sigh) and I wait for her...but for now I guess I'll fuck some bitches. When I finally meet her, we will connect eye to eye, soul to soul, smile and I'll say "Jeeeezus! I've been waiting on this park bench for like, five fucking hours...days...years! Don't you have any sense of timing or consideration for your future life partner!? You know, I don't know if this is going to work any more. I'm leaving you.