Mike

Michigan State University

Whimsical Humourist / Children's Clothing Designer

The Hugs and Kisses Club, Angel Food Cake of The Month (Member Since '91), The Keith Sweat Fan Club. We love you Keith! Keep it comin' baby!!

Comedy stuff, sneakers, comic books, truckin', hip-hop, steak, reading the darn paper, yelling at inanimate objects, being addicted to substances, wearing pants, hatchets made of feathers, cheeseburgers, and making stuff in Crock Pots. Also, I enjoy making love to a young gal under a down comforter on a crisp Autumn day with the window cracked. See, I'm all sensitive as fuck!

Cherry. That is one hot sex mag!

Boogie Nights is a good movie.

MF Doom, The Commadores, Iron Maiden, Kelly Clarkson, when Liz Phair says potty mouth words in a song, Journey, Hey Mercedes, Ryan Adams, Todd Snider, Boston, The Roc, New Edition, Ike Reilly, all that Postal Cutie what not, Esham, Johnny Cash, that scene in Rockstar where Mark Wahlburg finally nails it in his audition, Aimee Mann, Tool, Prince, and I'm hungover and singing Third Eye Blind at work because why not let's hug for reals.

Don't we all just watch HBO now? I thought we agreed on that. Although I do like Rap City on BET. "Raaap, Rap City! Ci-ty!!" Also, Good Eats is a fine program.

Libra

I'm a major h-o-t-t-i-e! (Nodding head until you agree with me) I'm, like, 7'90" and weigh about 400-700 pounds. All of which is pure sweetness and warm wishes.

Someone to share my hopes and dreams with!! Let's talk about it. OR FIGHT ABOUT IT IF YOU WANT TO GET DOWN WITH SOME UNCOMFORTABLE RELIGIOUS DISCUSSIONS BECAUSE I DON'T THINK I LIKE YOUR ATTITUDE VERY MUCH!!
I'll see you at mass you piece of garbage.


Either that or someone to fight to the death. Or almost to the death. Then it's off for carrot sticks and passion fruit iced tea in the park. I packed us a picnic!