Dating Men and Women, Relationship Men and Women, Friends, Activity Partners

Sep 2003

a distant lonely planet

http://profiles.friendster.com/2013272

ineffectual loser, putz

scratching my butt, sweating profusely, bland predictable sex in the missionary position, preferably to a click track, Paxil, peeling out in my car like Adam 12 to check up on my girlfriend

Deepak Chopra's daily affirmations, sex for dummies, friends for dummies

superman, when harry met sally, The King and I

storm, celine dion, storm, and anything else my girlfriend likes

Dharma and Greg, everyone loves raymond, will and grace, Kojak, anything with billy crystal

I was never breast fed - my mother just wanted to be
friends. The only pets I had were hamsters and fish,
animals that wouldn't respond to me. Last night my
neighbors drugged my drink and sold me aromatherapy
products...yesterday my girlfriend packed me some broken
cheese weenies for lunch. She said they weren't working
for her anymore. My eyes are filled with misty lavender
donuts of shame. She said it was her medication that made
her throw herself at that rock star guy all night. The only
other person who aggravates me like that is my mother. Why
do I always have to be the one to say I'm sorry? Why
doesn't she ever run after me when I run away in a huff?
What about all of her problems? She gets depressed
sometimes - that means she's screwed up, doesn't it? I
mean, her dog has higher priority over me. I'm a
professional working on important military projects, and
since I have no friends, I may have to start murdering
people. *resemblance to any other person living or dead is
purely coincidental*

someone who cares and/or someone who understands me.
last name: Doll