• Krystal Osborne

      ""What's the noise when you are passing Im the one in the corner always laughing...""

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      • hunfred
      • Posted
      • thanks 4 the add, hope to see yoy
      • Danielle
      • Posted
      • Krystal rules. Call me sometime! Everyone needs a little more Krystal in their lives. Peace out Bia-tch!!!
      • Phillip
      • Posted
      • hmmmm...what to say...well the best
        way to describe Krystal is to make up
        a new word so: PZAM!!! that's right.
        somehow she manages to be one of the
        most unique and enjoyable people i
        know, without being so unique that you
        feel over-niqued, y'know? but i am
        happy to count her as one of my
        friends. and as all the guys here
        will contest to, she's hot! PZAM!!!
      • Megan
      • Posted
      • I think the world should know two
        things about Krystal--- Not only is she
        one of Rick Lazio's little helpers, but
        the secret weapon to making Krystal
        chuckle, and it can be hard at
        times...is a pudgy animal (especially
        cats and squirrels) dancing. Again I
        repeat, pudgy animals dancing. So next
        time you're at gunpoint, and the only
        thing to do is make Krystal laugh, donn
        a giant cat suite and dance bitch
        dance. Oh, and I'd like to give a
        shout out to The Chicks In the Corridor
        and Jaw Parade. May they rest in
        peace, or be resurrected in the future
        after being cryogenically frozen for
        three years------I know just the place.
      • Posted
      • Krystal threatened to take me off her
        friendster list if I didn't start
        hanging out again. The truth is, I
        can't handle Krystal and our wild
        nights that didn't end until
        morningtime, driving around Long
        Island talking about fucked up family
        problems. I think I'm growing old and
        can no longer keep up with the
        rockstar that is Krazy Krystal. But I
        will try. Yes we must hang out soon
        and not just because I want to be
        connected to you on Friendster.
        Because you are a FUCKING RIOT. xoxo
      • Lauren
      • Posted
      • This chick plays a dude or an
        angstfull teenager better than anyone
        else i know. come to think of it, when
        i met her she WAS an angstfull
        teenager. An awesome chick never
        afraid to kick some serious ass for
        you when necessary, and still let you
        bum a smoke when she's done. She rocks
        my casbah....That and she loves
        Tori...not as much as i do, but I give
        her credit for trying...
      • Laura lou
      • Posted
      • Krystal is CRAZY! just when you think
        you know where she lives- she moves on
        you! Missyfoos!! She is almost 4 feet
        tall with a hood on- but more like a
        hampster that looks like a polar bear!
        This girl is the best!
      • Steven
      • Posted
      • Watch out man. This one will break your
        heart. Then she'll break your
        testacles. Then she'll break your nose,
        kindeys, kneecaps, and she'll finish up
        with a roundkick to the face. Yeah, she
        knows karate. Hey when you get out of
        hell move out to Manhattan and we'll
        clean the streets of the evil
        Nazi Pirate Gang" using your power of
        karate and my power of annoying people
        with stupid observations... "Hey you've
        got a pegleg? Well, if you were a good
        Nazi you'd realize that you were a
        weakness to your superior white-race
        and kill yourself!" ::Guitar solo::
        McWorld! Hey it could happen!
      • Ish
      • Posted
      • Krystal is cool. She smokes exotics.
        Good pot is the best pot.
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