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Interested In:
Friends, Activity Partners
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Member Since:
Sep 2003
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Hometown:
NYC/ LA
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Kyle's URL:
http://profiles.friendster.com/2014952
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Occupation:
Slacker
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What I enjoy doing:
Sleeping, Eating, Sex, Monkies, Sex with monkies, hammering
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Favorite Books:
B is for Barfbag by Flapjack Anderson, One Flew Over the GildenHammer
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Favorite Movies:
Attack of the 50 ft. Biotch, Return of the GildenHammer
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Favorite Music:
My Own Flatulance, Cosmetic Zipcode, No Underwear, Titty Bunga, Burpy Harpy, Psychotic Episode, and many more...
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Favorite TV Shows:
The reality show called Your Mom's a Hoochie!, GildenHammer 90201
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About Me:
Sum call me Keelo, sum call me Master.
Sum step to me and that spells disaster.
Start off slow and then get faster,
my sexual style will leave you in plaster.
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Who I Want to Meet:
Anybody out there, compensate the need.
XL sporatic, fantastic fill me feed. My email be
kyle@dimmak.com, droppin' subsonic GildenHammer bombs.
...that and a nice tushka! Ole!
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But he also has a kind, sensitive and caring side.
YET watch out if you try to mess with him... his kung fu style of open fisted drunken skunk will wipe you out... just kidding. Though...he definitely has his own strangely flexible fighting style.
All in all, I'm biased.. he's been a pretty great older brother!! Ahhh...
so jealous of Florida that I can't see kyle anymore
it makes me verry sad.......Kyle is always going to
have the dopest flows on the west coast even
though he's in Florida........I miss kyles freestyle
they were so raw-like an egg in a
blender...... word so yeah Florida you bettah
watch your back because Cali want Kyle to come
back!!!
BITCHIZ.......
Ya I like that consider it dun...........
HOT BITCHIZ "AOK
ok
diggity. and you can say that again!
not been in my DNC Crew, I wouldn't
have laughed nearly as much! I miss
you Cutie! XOXOX Elke
snitch. That's why he's got my back
and I got his. You know how we do.
lanky dude just likes to have fun -
and whatthefuck he moved to
Florida? Whatever! Come back to
Cali dude! Everytime I see Kyle it's
like beans and rice. He's the one
doin' some fucked up shit in the
computer lab late at night toasted on
toasty O's. Check out the gummy
worm gangsta flick he's working on.
Yo Kyle's got some ill shit
Chemist, Krush, or most hip-hop I think
of Kyle and his rappin' with Steve. It
just happens, that's all. Talk about
chill, this guy is all about the North
Pole and when I heard he was mad about
missing his snare, my heart fell like a
coconut. But when he said we was all
right, the biggest weight had been
lifted and it made me happy. Because
Kyle is one guy you don't want to fall
out of friendship with...but now my
heart aches because he's way out in
Florida and I can't hear him rapping
and making beats. At least he's with me
while I listen to the hip-hop and
groove to it's break, break, breakin'
beats.
laid back, good hearted, generous ,
humble and truely hilarious. He has
mastered the art of making fun of
himself to make other people laugh or
feel good. Kyle, 't'es de la balle'.
Don't change!