The Seven Seas Know No Better Friend
Than The Mighty SVEN !!!
Why I Remember It Like It Was Just
Yesterday...I Was The Young Upstart
Hired Off The Dock To Swab The Decks
And Pull In The Nets. Sven Took Me
Under His Wing And Taught Me The Laws
Of The Sea. How "It Is Sweet Like A
Good Woman But Beware! Her Tides Can
Break Your Soul!"
I Cherish The Time I've Spent Within
Earshot Of One Of Sven's Evenings Of
Passing The Bottle And Spinning Yarns
Of High Seas High Jinks And Port Of
Call One Night Stands. Man , What A
Storyteller. Yep , In The Big Vessel
We Call Life Look No Further Than The
Mighty SVEN ! To Help Guide Your
Rudder. Sail On My Brother , Sail On !
Ah yes, Sven and me be friends of the
lobster. Like all good coasties, we
grow big and strong and fish the open
seas. He however was blessed with 'dick
fingers', the true sign of a man born
to the sea.
Sven obviously enjoys lobster, but
there's more to Sven under that hard
exoskeleton than crustaceanamory. Sven
also loves pornography, gun shows and
long walks on the beach.
But seriously, Sven is the life of the
party. Take lifeless party, insert
Sven, mix well and --presto!-- lively
party all around. Sven is also smart,
ridiculously clever and well-dressed;
at least under those waders, anyway.
I give Sven two thumbs up. Two thumbs
greasy with lemon-garlic butter sauce,
that is.
sven in my bestestestestestestest
friend in the whole farkin universe!
whether it be eatin vegan balls on a
hot dog, or beating up guys, sven's
been with me the whole way!!!!
her a place to live.
Than The Mighty SVEN !!!
Why I Remember It Like It Was Just
Yesterday...I Was The Young Upstart
Hired Off The Dock To Swab The Decks
And Pull In The Nets. Sven Took Me
Under His Wing And Taught Me The Laws
Of The Sea. How "It Is Sweet Like A
Good Woman But Beware! Her Tides Can
Break Your Soul!"
I Cherish The Time I've Spent Within
Earshot Of One Of Sven's Evenings Of
Passing The Bottle And Spinning Yarns
Of High Seas High Jinks And Port Of
Call One Night Stands. Man , What A
Storyteller. Yep , In The Big Vessel
We Call Life Look No Further Than The
Mighty SVEN ! To Help Guide Your
Rudder. Sail On My Brother , Sail On !
a meal! Weird taste in men though...
all of the bulk now me got scratch
marks all over back
lobster. Like all good coasties, we
grow big and strong and fish the open
seas. He however was blessed with 'dick
fingers', the true sign of a man born
to the sea.
there's more to Sven under that hard
exoskeleton than crustaceanamory. Sven
also loves pornography, gun shows and
long walks on the beach.
But seriously, Sven is the life of the
party. Take lifeless party, insert
Sven, mix well and --presto!-- lively
party all around. Sven is also smart,
ridiculously clever and well-dressed;
at least under those waders, anyway.
I give Sven two thumbs up. Two thumbs
greasy with lemon-garlic butter sauce,
that is.
friend in the whole farkin universe!
whether it be eatin vegan balls on a
hot dog, or beating up guys, sven's
been with me the whole way!!!!
softest, sexiest feet in town...i know
cuz i rubbed 'em with some grand
bohemian lotion :)