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"If I were a 1337 haxxor then I would roxxor the boxxor.
Because it's fuxxored, you see. As Brendan puts it, I am teh..."
More about Zachary
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Messaging Off[Restricted to Zachary's friends] |
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Schools (Other):
Well versed in all schools, including northern fists & southern kicks.
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Occupation:
Professional Specialist & Coordination Supervisor
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Affiliations:
Flying Ninja Productions, home of the phrase ''QUIET ON THE MOTHERF*CKING SET, A$$HOLES!''
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Hobbies and Interests:
Let's just say that 'Charlie don't surf' and leave it at that.
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Favorite Books:
Anything by Simon Furman, A Crown of Swords, Ice & Fire, AKIRA, Chuang Tzu...and Neil Stephenson and Terry Pratchett are the baddest.
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Favorite Movies:
Not Blade 2, for starters. To finish? Please reference the phrase ''Deceptichops''.
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Favorite Music:
What does the phrase ''F*ck around and get up in a 187'' mean to you?
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Favorite TV Shows:
24
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About Me:
If I were a 1337 haxxor then I would roxxor the boxxor.
Because it's fuxxored, you see. As Brendan puts it, I am teh Zaxxors. D00d.
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Who I Want to Meet:
DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZ NUUUUUUUUUUUUTZ. Jesus, Friendster
really walked in to that one...
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this corner and say something about the
ninjas chasing you and you've got your
hands in your pants, Maing!
of the crazies I know. My girlfriend
once tried to throw Z off of a balcony,
because you either love Zac or you
don't understand his unique brand of
flavour.
text me and ask, come up to me with
money for sexual advances and when I
say "no, I have a squirrel tail" they
just don't get it. Bitch
have ever initially encountered.
EDIT:
Upon further review, Zac is neither
mild nor mannered NOR does he have the
right kind of ass for his ass pants.
No more jaeger, please. Don't make me
do any more jaeger, Zac, for the love
fo god.