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Chris
Messaging Off
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Interested In:
Friends, Activity Partners
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Member Since:
Sep 2003
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Hometown:
Greenwood
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Chris's URL:
http://profiles.friendster.com/2031412
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Occupation:
Savior of the world and sometimes I masturbate
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What I enjoy doing:
Causing chaos. Partying till I puke. Oh yeah and in my spare time I'm a computer science major at IU.
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Favorite Books:
Crime and Punishment, The Brothers Karimazov, Kill Two Birds and Get Stoned, Elvis Jesus and Coca-cola
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Favorite Movies:
Dogma 95, The Idiots, oh yeah and THE IDIOTS
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Favorite Music:
Andrew W.K, Mr. Bungle (Anything Mike Patton), Eminem, M.C. Paul Barmen, Genesis, The Beatles (Not Elvis)
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Favorite TV Shows:
Seinfeld, Sea Lab 2021, Home Movies
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About Me:
I was once a suburbanite like you, stuck in my role as a college
student. For as long as I can remember I've heard that
transcendental voice telling, "lead a life of quiet discontent." Then
one day I saw a movie called The Idiots. It changed me forever. I
recommend it to all, young and old. In fact my recommendation is
you sit down with your family and watch it together. It is truly a
movie for all ages. Please send me an e-mail and let me know
how it goes.
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Who I Want to Meet:
I'm searching for the kind of girl who on the surface seems normal.
The kind of girl who you could hold quiet coffee shop discussions
with in play view of public and not have anyone know that
something is wrong. What the public wont know, however, is that
the whole time this beautiful charming girl is holding discourse sh
e secretly has terd stuffed in her purse. That's right and dirty, fowl,
smelly terd is stuffed in her purse. What you might ask is this terd
for? No one really knows. It's just there incase she needs it.
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with his cell phone THE ENTIRE NIGHT!
Maybe its just his cell phone or cell
phones in general but he seems to be
highly attracted to them. I once told
him my number was 444-4444 and he
believed me and called "me" one night.
Honestly who would believe someones
number was that? =X Besides the cell
phone business hes pretty darn funny!
He seems like the kind of guy where
once he sets his mind on something its
damn near impossible to stop him, and
thats can be an amusing quality! Also,
I just want to clear up that regardless
of the pigtails, I'm NOT 15.
long time. since we were four years old
i think. i'm writing this on monday
september 22, 2003. chris is my friend
and by some amazing 'something' he has
always been my friend. i remember the
first time i met this guy.
surprisingly, well.. not too surprising
if you know each of us, but how i
remember us meeting eachother is
entirely different from how chris
wininger remembers us meeting
eachother. with me... 4 years old, i
was playing in the suburb sand at the
end of the curb and my parents were
somewhere close i guess. chris and his
parents walked by and his parents
started talking to my parents. they hit
it off. and chris and i were kids, so
we of course hit it off. we played
together. he lived across the street. i
remember one time he was sleeping on
the bus, as he still does. this guy
sleeps all the time and will sleep
anywhere, even behind the wheel of his
minivan going 80 miles per hour. so
this guy was sleeping on the school
bus, and it was our stop.. so i moved
over him and said somethin' like "i'm
switching seats" when i was actually
getting off. i figured it'd be funny if
he missed the stop. (i'm laughing
thinking about it now, because that
would have been hilarious). so i got
off the bus and chris was still
sleeping. then as i'm walking to my
house, i see him running in between the
houses. i caught up to him and he said
that he had planned on going home and
taking a nap, then calling me when he
woke up and telling me that he slept
all the way to the end of the route and
woke up on an empty bus. haha. i wish i
didn't see him, that would have been
great. josh holland said that one time
he went over to chris's house to see if
he wanted to come out and play but
chris said he was going to watch some
show on the discovery channel and he'd
come out later. what a guy! there used
to be this kid named adam that we
always fought with in the neighborhood.
chris and i used to make "stink stuff"
which was a combination of everything
with an odor that we could gather
aroudn the house. we'd pour it all
together and mix it up... and put it
into like, pump lotion bottles and we'd
hose this kid down with it. now that i
look back on it... we were mixing all
types of stuff, anythign that had a
smell to it we would throw in the mix.
yes, this includes bleach and ammonia.
hey, we were kids. what did we know?
one time adam shoved chris into his
swingset (which was an identical
swingset to the one that i had in my
yard) and chris busted his back on a
screw and got hurt real bad. then he
learned karate. he eventually got his
black belt. he once did a speech in
high school about how his life changed
after "one bad screw." ...that's how he
does it i guess. chris told me a story
about how susan, his sister, was taking
a bath and jumped out real quick. and
before their mom could catch her, she
ran into the living room and pooped on
the floor. chris had some glamour shot
lookin' picture of himself doin' karate
stuff.. and it was two pictures. one
superimposed in the background. i used
to show it to people at school and tell
them it was chris's twin brother. a few
people believed me. chris also used to
not wear socks. he would make a special
effort to take his socks off at the bus
stop and put them in his book bag. he
said that his mom told him that none of
her high school students wear socks. at
the end of the year this guy had an
over abundance of socks in his back
pack. forts! forts were amazing. i'll
get into those after i tell about how
one time chris and i didn't want people
breaking into my room. so we got
prepared... we took every single thing
in my closet and spread it out over the
floor. to where you couldn't walk or
comfortably stand anywhere without
getting hurt. my mom wasn't too happy.
we used to build forts hardcore. one
time chris fell off his top bunk into
my fort and ruined it. but he realized
it was fun. so we started building
crash forts. these real big elaborate
forts with separate layers that we'd
jump onto and crash through. that was
pure genius. chris spent the night at
my house one time (which he's probably
done at least 100 times since we met up
to last week). he spent the night and
woke up before me. i was asleep and he
got up and went downstairs where my mom
was eating breakfast. she came upstairs
and woke me up and said something along
the lines of "chris, chris.. wake up.
chris wininger is downstairs telling me
about the mating rituals of
tarantulas." i used to own a fish,
named mohawk. he was one of those show
fish... siamese fighting fish.
somethin' like that. well i had this
fish. i thought that it died. i put it
into the fish bowl and it started
swimming around. before i could grab
it, it swam down the hole and it was
gone. i told chris about this. (this
was like 5th grade) ...then i find out
last year (freshman in college) that
chris thought i made this story up. he
thought it was a joke. so he had been
going around telling everyone my story
saying that it happened to him because
he thought it was a joke. dj rappers.
dojo the fish. f-zero. mario stickers.
mario paint. bunk beds. easter candy.
smelly sleeping bags. ghostbusters.
slime. firestation house thing. GI
Joes. sewer shark. tia carerre. 7th
guest. hide and seek.
favorite idiots. Be his friend and we'll
all be idiots together. Who actually
steals a shopping cart and brings it
inside my apartment (down a set of
steps) and then takes it across state
lines. madness i tell you. stop sign.
jump off a chair into a matress
placed vertical on the wall. going to
IU and joining a fraternity, yet he's not
a frat boy. he's one of the craziest
mother f*ckers i've crossed. rubber
baby beaver bumpers
the movement. In the war against
reality, we press the line. Every
break in our ranks shows weakness!
FORM UP
clinically insane. Spending longer
than an hour at a time with this man
can be hazardous to your health.
I once heard him say "only a mad
man would take responsiblity for my
actions." I can understand why, and i
guess he's not a mad man, because
i've never heard him take
responsibility for anything.
right here? he's insane. he's totally
nuts, and it's greate!!!
ask him what his feelings on New
York City are, that's a good
conversation starter with this guy, it
usually ends in shouting.
he takes really good pictures in the
dark too! really a good eye for the
dark picture taking sill there with this
guy.
this guy jumps in fountains
downtown for a fun time, and one
time aided in removing a shopping
cart from Chicago and driving it
across state lines to his apartment
in Bloomington. i mean, c'mon, isn't
that great? this guy!!
he's got a mean circle pit in him too,
he's out to hurt people, in a fun way
of course.
hey everyone should be friends with
this guy! i actually haven't totally
figured out the actual purpose of
Friendster so far, but i think that it's
to make new friends online, so you
should be friends with this guy
cause he's definitely an original guy,
a great guy he is. chris is cool!!!!