Friends

Jul 2005

Beverly Hills

Once I got fired from a gay, phone-sex, tele"marketing" job. Does that count? Oh - and I beat up a customer when I worked at Blockbuster for arguing with me about the "Rewind Charge" he was fined for failure to "be kind." What else... ummm... I sued Starbucks and won. Other than that, I just work for my local municipality and teach kids how to read, write, and talk-back to their parents

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Center For Early Education, Attended 1983 - 1988
Beverly Vista Elementary, Attended 1988 - 1993, Class of 1993
Beverly Hills High, Attended 1993 - 1997, Class of 1997

University of California - Los Angeles, Attended 1997 - 2001, Class of 2001, Bachelor's Degree, English Literature and Composition

Opportunity Provider, oops... I mean, teacher

Commas, on this site, separate underlines... have you noticed that? It's kin, d, of a, n, n, o, y, i, n, g, ..., isn't i, t? Uggghhh.

Invisible Man - Ralph Ellison, How Big Is Brad's Penis? - Jennifer Anniston, The Curious Incident Of The Dog In The Nighttime - Mark Haddon, The Pu And The Peen - Roman DelRosario, Catch-22 - Joseph Heller, Look-A-Likes For Dummies - Benjamin Bushman, Othello - William Shakespeare, Tripmaster Monkey - Maxine Hong Kingston, The Corrections - Jonathan Franzen, Benito Cereno - Herman Melville

The Paris Porno, Good Will Hunting, Crash, Scent Of A Woman, Intacto, Tombstone, The Matrix, Top Gun, Goonies, Hudson Hawk, The Pamela Porno, I Guess ALL-PORNO Really, Dog Day Afternoon, Charlie And The Chocolate Factory (The Original), Shawshank Redemption, And If They Did A Movie Based On The Popular Television Show SPORTSCENTER Then That Would Be My

Anything Sung By Black People... Except CRAIG DAVID, He's Too Gay - And British - For My Liking, Did I Say "Liking?" Maybe I'm Gay Then... Ok - Fine, Craig David Too. I Like All Music Sung/Performed/Rapped By African-Americans

"What's A Re-Run?" - Marty McFly's Uncle Or Lorraine's Brother (Whom Michael J. Fox's Character Encounters In The Past... And Also Ended Up Playing "Arnold's" Brother On The Show THE WONDER YEARS) From The Movie BACK TO THE FUTURE

I Like Jon B., But Really I'm A Backstreet Fan...

Like-Minded Lovers Of Popular Culture.