• jason cohen

      "i'm a nerdy musician. i like to sleep late and practice piano. i also like coffee and thc; and combining the two while i'm..."

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      • Tuong Anh
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      • Jay is Asian, albeit, hairy.
      • Audubon
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      • jay's a nice guy. he's into british
        punctuation and soul piano and not
        going to parties. i quite like him, even
        though i'm not a jew.
      • Paul
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      • j's approach to raising children is
        going to save the world. he once told
        me that if your small child is acting
        out, you must immediately reprimand
        him/her in a loving way that lets
        him/her know exactly why what they're
        doing is inappropriate. THEN the
        following day it is critical that you
        give the child the distinct, unwavering
        impression that you have no idea who he
        or she is. he advises that you could
        even go so far as to ask them to leave
        your house. when they respond with that
        sad, puppy dog look and ask you "well,
        where am i supposed to go?" you reply,
        without any heisitation, "maybe you
        should have thought of that before you
        wandered in here, you hobo, whatever
        your name is!" and you go back to
        reading your paper. after j finishes
        that book, he says he wants to write a
        book that teaches kids how to fire a
        gun.
      • Luke
      • Posted
      • J is the nastiest player of the keys
        this side of the Mississippi, sho'
        'nuff. He has to be good at keyboards
        just by percentages, since he owns about
        3,000 of them. You know that old addage
        about a thousand monkeys hammering away
        on a thousand keyboards? Well, J is a
        thousand monkeys.
      • Luke
      • Posted
      • j is a sneaky devil. one morning i woke
        up spooning with j. that was before I
        met him. now we spoon ALL the time.
        and by spoon i mean play checkers.
      • Michael
      • Posted
      • when i think of jay, only one word
        comes to mind...that word of course is
        fat. jay is fat in every sense of the
        word, and i mean that solely with
        regards to the 'f' use of the word, not
        at all the 'ph' use. prediction:
        someday jay will realize that he needs
        to be the frontman of his own organ
        trio and it will be called 'cohen,
        cohen and cohen' with special guest
        cohen. they will have tee-shirt that
        say c3 - and only hip-berklee students
        will know what it means. but mostly jay
        is very fat...and thats all.
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