pw Landron

hard knocks, argyle socks, various catholic institutions, beauty, metal

Villa Julie College, Attended 1998 - 2002, Class of 2002, Bachelor's Degree, IT, English, Accounting, Fencing

orgasm donor/empiricist/prince/proselytizer/man

God, country, family, blakk Sweat, the New fantastic Bushmen, the vestments of the noble ecclesiast, NARWHAL, Brain-Mucous, The Young Professionals, NRA, Community of Concerned Scientists, The Mountain Goats e-mail list, sPLeeNcoffin

transcending my race, God, fright, the light of the female, hosses, the masculine mystique, st. francis, floccipaucinihilipilification, earth science, the writing about music, the making of music, singer/songwriters, transcendental meditation, portmanteaus, ragas, poisonous frogs, narcotics, self-conscious eccentricity, snapple, dionysian fervor, wit, navel hair, perfidy, former metallica bassists, any type of intercourse (verbal, digital, etcetera), self-indulgence, self-destruction, anything on sale, cooking, russian composers, escargot.

bridge to terabithia, as i lay dying, in watermelon sugar, either/or, my mother, the bell jar, long day's journey into night, catcher in the rye, the curious sofa, the monk, daisy miller: a study, "Old Custer."

RichArt, Gummo, First Love Last Rites, being there, Cemetary Man, The Ice Storm, Election, Short Cuts, even dwarfs started small, Breaking the Waves, The Hills Have Eyes, SubUrbia, Funny Games, Shoot the Piano Player, House, Bloodsucking Freaks, The Royal Tennenbaums, Friday the 13th pt 6, adaptation, Bowling for Columbine, Boogie Nights, dogville, the last waltz, cocksucker's blues, uh, the year punk broke, uh, did i say goonies?, most parker posies, "wake up and smell the... Carcass, " spellbound, the killer nun, rules of attraction, down by law (but i was really high), the girl with the pearl earring is decent too .

Clandestine Blaze. lee arab. the fall. Nas. tyondai braxton. loudon wainwright III. non-idiomatic. nico. gogogo airheart. carcass. mayo thompson. oliveros. tHE hOLY cHILDHOOD. jBs.jowcol. mountain goats. mortician.scott walker. waits.bjork.brecht/weill.ribot. Caroliner. megadeth.elliottsmith. us maple. cerberus shoal. joan of arc. springsteen. katebush. miles.daedelus.g-funk era. fantomas. animalcollective. ghostface. silverjews.CSSO. timberberlake. ayler. deicide. shoenberg. SunCityGirls. cohen. suffocation. krayola. rolling stones rolling stones. coleman. beefheart. free blues free blues . free blues! did i say Van the man...? "St. Dominic's Review" by Van the Man, Burzum, gastr, john frusciante, blues goblins, DSch, pig destroyer, inflatable alterboys, ives, meethook seed, brutal truth, prince + npg, steve vai, FZ, cpt beefheart, "presto" by rush, john mclaughlin, hendrix, SC3, those guys RHCP, those guys This Heat, the Panoply academy, phil glass, sepultura's "chaos a.d."

the tick (animated), dawson's creek, chappelle's show, doggy fizzle televizzle, northern exposure, six feet under, wonder years, Oblongs, simpsons, ed, vh1, friend or foe, family feud with richard dawson, cheers, family guy, perfect strangers, my two dads, scrubs, Blind Date.

national genetics: ITALIAN! GERMAN!
parental status: still married.
actually plays fretless fender JassBass. loves dating. i'm a pacifist and also a classist. but i am not a racist. i am partially a misogynist, but not by choice, dear fellow, by being based in experiential honesty/earnesty.

me: "radiohead is known to espouse to all sorts of
confounding fagsploitation".

erin: truer words were never spoken.

but, i like girls fine and i like to love them and, besides, i'm the most affable and kind person i know of-- to date. if you are nicer and more affable, i will fight you despite being a pacifist. you will see my passive fist meet your ugly face, then you meet your maker. likes drive-ins, if no mosquitos around. likes the kind of music they espouse to on fakejazz dot com. potent e-bayer. sometimes reader. i am all the things bjork sings about being in unravel: discipliner, lover, healer, woman, maudlin freakish swan-wearer, bonnafideartiste:etc.
also, evil. in the slayer sense of the word.
used to own a camaro with a T-top. bites fingernails.
Flowbee haircut. loves darts/arm wrestling. playing nonsense on the guitar. playing violin like a mandolin. autoharpist. and consequent DELAY PEDAL SPECIALIST. novice accordion extraordinaire. avantgarde tenor sax player. showman. shark enthusiast. charisma owner. proud papa of michael jordan's 87 fleer rookie card. mommasboy.

current member of the following groups:

blaKk Sweat, an ohmahhj to many fave negrikaan music makers: coltrane, fela, MILES, GFk, pryor, and J. Brown--the Black all end alls.
And the Solitarians, a psychotropic folk and free-blues assemblage.
Also, the Killanthropists--an idiotsyncharabic death metal unit of mass male gender destruction.

Former member of the campfire schoolgirlz and the fantastic bushmen (possibly the most outrageously forwardthinking and insane teenage poprock group ever) and the equestrians--a jazz-prog improvizational collage/concept group..

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#1s 2s and threes: grandson, the grim reaper, the holy trinity.
ALL THE REST:
those in opposition to logic. people who vouch for objective over subjective good.

"foodies."

Sonny Terry. Iafrate. David Berman, again. Fred
Durst, again. paul molitor. ee cummings. hammurabi. judy tenuta. stravinsky. hendrix. oprah. prince. streisand. i would like to interview miles davis for playboy magazine circa 1962.

musical marauders.
clam's who say chow-dah.

people who remind me of me, who i hate.
people who ride peter pan buses.
people who take a proactive interest in me.
people who wear last plane to jakarta t-shirts.
people who aren't ashamed of me when i wear my sweatband.
people who play video games quietly, well, and who rally to
defeat me without the slightest hint of braggadocio.
girls who are concurrently brash/innocent, have sailor's
mouths, yet remain cute.
fat bottomed girls. smokers. non-smokers, who smoke when
they drink. non-smokers.