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"an authorized tupperware hostess, this 5'4 redhead gave up
life in the secretarial pool for an independent business..."
More about Haley
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Schools (Other):
acc bitchec
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Occupation:
swashbuckler
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Affiliations:
monkey see monkey do
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Hobbies and Interests:
anthropologie, symmetry, pearls, dia de los muertos, travel, general gangsta shit, coronas, guns, highway infrastructure, knife fights
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Favorite Books:
puro border, bell jar, paradise lost, sonnet
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Favorite Movies:
amelie, high fidelity, 28 days later, moulin rouge, the other sister, waiting for guffman
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Favorite Music:
death cab for cutie, morrissey, et al.
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Favorite TV Shows:
sunday night sex show, cooking with nigela, doggie fizzle, queer eye for the straight guy, reno 911
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About Me:
an authorized tupperware hostess, this 5'4 redhead gave up
life in the secretarial pool for an independent business
career. while haley could play charades "every night of the
week" she also enjoys modern kitchen conveniences, parades
and shopping at sears roebuck. she often livens up picnics
by demonstrating the baton twirling skills that led her to
two county championships!
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Who I Want to Meet:
i have a bad case of nostalgic blues.
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hope she is doing well!!!!
Haley was going to start a chapter of
our car club in Austin, but then she
got all interested in pirate stuff.
Now all she wants to do is pillage the
village.
sings like a girl...well that's what
haley is like. she's like a dude that
sings like a girl. nah just kidding.
haley is the bee's knees. rumor has it
she's been spotted around town with
various members of a new cult. they're
called the SS army. haley's tight like
my budget but she always has an excuse
to NOT go to my shows! but i'm still
her friend til the end. cuz like i
said...she's the bee's knees.
i got some chooooocolate...i got soome
chooocolate
my neck!!! I remembered you had a
fetich for itchy skin, so I thought I
would let you know... but halleyyy
ittsss nooooo fuuunnn... I have a
fantastic picture featuring you, me ,
a bottle of corona and a dance floor
in a city called mexico I will have to
send it to you... I love you, youre
the most beautiful red head I know!
remember dark side of the moon/wizard of
oz "BLAZE IT" slumber party. oh good times.
come to sucky south carolina... i have a
feeling you'd be down with the dirty south
nine years ago. It was a normal day, I
was walking the aisles of Hobby Lobby
searching to find romance and true
love. A boy at eleven or twelve years
old, I had no idea that this day would
be remembered as the day I experienced
love at first sight. I saw her walking
the aisle looking for something, maybe
it was love too. She walked with such
grace and poise. She was the girl of my
dreams. Her glasses framed the beauty
of her eyes like a photograph. She was
the one. I knew it. Being that we were
both with our moms made it difficult to
talk, but it did not stop the
connection we had that day. The events
of that day echo everyday in my life
now reminding me of the love that could
have been with Haley. I remember going
home and telling my self "someday I
will mary that girl."
the hell happened to us? damn haley...i
thought you were different, it wasn't
just a one night stand to me, it was
way more. I mean I've never been with a
redhead before...it opened my eyes to a
whole new world! SIKE. hey babe, call
me sometime.i effin miss you.
I dont really know what to say after
that kind of an introduction, but it
should be something big... something
elaborate... so I mean... yeah.
But I love you.
her hair isnt really naturally red.
you would die if you knew what color
it really is