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"I'm half alien - on my dad's side."
"Hobo #1: Who open the doors and let you out?
Hobo #2: I escaped, muthafucker!"
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More About Chris
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Schools (Other):
Flatpoint High though educated mostly in the prison system.
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College/University:
Indiana University - Bloomington, Attended - 1904, Bachelor's Degree, English Literature/Telecommunications
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Occupation:
paper weight
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Affiliations:
International Blondie Fan Club; Jews For Jesus
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Hobbies and Interests:
unicorns; kittens; rainbows, pizza; sushi; donuts; redwoods; sleeping; UFOs; record collecting; taking pictures, art, travelling; rearranging my hair, NYC in the 70's, planting things, conservation, cats
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Favorite Books:
Michael Tolliver Lives, Your Life By the Stars - Zolar, The Swimming Pool Lilbrary, I Like You by Amy Sedaris, Dictionary of Healthful Food Terms, Waldon Pond, A Line of Beauty, Running With Scissors, Born Free, Catcher in the Rye, Gertrude by Hesse, The Incident of The Dog in The Nighttime, Englands Dreaming, Trouser Press Record Guide, Tales Of The City, Maybe The Moon, The Scarlet Letter, all David Sedaris, Mysteries of Pittsburgh, Object of My Affection, Poe, Emerson, Burroughs, Interview With A Vampire, travel books, The Life of Pi, gardening books, punk photo books
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Favorite Movies:
Hot Fuzz, Astronaut Farmer, The Queen, Science of Sleep, D.E.B.S., Ultraviolet, Transamerica, Brokeback Mountain, Capote, Cote D'Azur, You Me and Everybody We Know, Mysterious Skin, Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy!, Pallendromes, Romance on the High Seas, Cabin Fever, Faster Pussycat Kill Kill!, Hairspray, Kung Fu Hustle, Parting Glances, Sean Conery Bond Films, Andy Warhol's Bad, Evil Dead, A Very Long Engagement, Last Days Of Disco, Xanadu, Hedwig, Lover Come Back, Trainspotting, Grey Gardens, Valley Of The Dolls, Tales Of The City (1st), Big Fish, Videodrome, Ma Vie En Rose, Harold and Maude, Born Free, Rear Window, Alien, Serial Mom, Run Lola Run, Amelie, Finding Neverland, Tarnation, Bad Education - all Almadovar
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Favorite Music:
Blondie, Debbie Harry, Pulsars, Myrmidons, Voxtrot, BETTY, Franz Ferdinand, Pixies, Clash, Ramones, B52's, Garbage, Pretenders, Book Of Love, X, Altered Images, Elastica, Sex Pistols, Belle & Sebastian, Peaches, Hazzards, Buzzcocks, Ella Fitzgerald, Depeche Mode, New Order, ONJ, Futureheads, The Postal Service, Chet Baker, Spiderbait, Madness, Lene Lovich, Holst
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Favorite TV Shows:
Dexter, Minor Accomplishments of Jackie Woodman, Ugly Betty, Strangers With Candy, Desperate Housewives, Simpsons, Buffy, Angel, Pet Psychic, OZ, Six Feet Under, Will&Grace, I Love Lucy, Golden Girls, Ab Fab, Reno 911
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Zodiac Sign:
Libra
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About Me:
Hobo #1: Who open the doors and let you out?
Hobo #2: I escaped, muthafucker!
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Who I Want to Meet:
Doris Day.
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Testimonials and Comments for Chris
so to speak. and the tastiest ones of all
were the ones on the bottom ...so to
speak.
His friends are a lucky bunch!! Gash, I
wish he would take me with him on his
many travels... (YAH BAIBY YOU A
CITIZAN O DA WORLD...)
You are the wind beneath my wings...or was that a
fart?
School for making out with a boy in the
stable, Chris came to pick me up. When
we arrived home, after he had refilled his
flask several times, he warned me that
there was a reporter from Redbook was
inside, having come to town to do an article
on him.
But after Chris told the reporter that I had
been expelled, I called him a liar. Then we
fought and he tried to strangle me and we
crashed through the coffee table and you
could see my underpants.
grr.
but what's with the other new one?
looks like you're in a wedding dress or
whatever.
he is now on PETAs top ten most wanted list.