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Interested In:
Activity Partners
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Member Since:
Sep 2003
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Hometown:
Suburbia
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Company:
All magazines are really part of one big company, right?
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Ed's URL:
http://profiles.friendster.com/2044424
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Occupation:
Bon Vivant
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Affiliations:
Ed2010
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What I enjoy doing:
figure skating, strawberry margaritas, humboldt fog cheese, happy hours, schmoozing, mongering, ear-to-ground- ing, the blogosphere, Ambien, circumcision, organizing his magazine collection, ed2010.com
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Favorite Books:
Bandbox, Slab Rat, Bright Lights Big City, Shutterbabe, The Tipping Point, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, AP Style Book
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Favorite Movies:
The Intern, Office Space
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Favorite Music:
Barry White, Pink, Weezer, Kelis
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Favorite TV Shows:
Queer Eye for the Straight Guy, Elimidate, What Not to Wear (BBC version), Good Eats
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About Me:
Ed likes to talk about himself in the third person--not because he's affected, but because he's very likely schizophrenic. He's in an abusive relationship with AOL but he can't get out of it.
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Who I Want to Meet:
All aspiring magazine editors, writers, photographers and designers. Especially those who send Ed whisper jobs to whispers@ed2010.com.
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schizo, MPD, beer-guzzling mutha
who forgets the names of people he
meets, like, 30 seconds after they
say "Hi, I'm Blah." Yeah, you're funny
and all, but I for one am tired of your
"Oh, I want to help people!" "Oh,
please let me help get you a job"
schtick. Just shut up and stop being
so, so damn loveable. I heart you.
Oh, and can you please help me get
a promotion? Thanks, yo!
when I needed you...to get me drunk.
You don't mock the maniacal
metalhead spelling of my moniker; in
fact, you encourage it. How can I
ever repay you for introducing me to
so many wonderful friends over the
years? You've kept me inspired and
focused. You've helped me in ways
that others couldn't. Hats off to you,
Ed! You rock!
PS...next time don't be so shy for the
camera, even though I know that you
only have eyes for me...
person. Sure, I could be smug and
satisfied with my cushy editorial
position at a hugely popular men's
mag, and simply await the day my
as-yet-unwritten New Yorker piece
becomes a major studio film, thereby
ensuring me contributing editor
status for the monthly of my choosing
-- but then I would have Ed to answer
to. (Or is it: "To Ed I would have to
answer"?) So, instead, I aim to
please Ed by using my meager
powers and scant mag experience to
help those I can to get closer to their
dream jobs -- just as Ed helped me
when I entered the biz.
Plus Ed introduces me to loads of
hot girls.
wonder so many girls come flocking to
you! You also throw some great parties
where you really get it ON!
the sense that you resemble a horse or
anything. In fact, it looks like Ed
has not one hair on his head. We've
been on and off now for the better
part of two years - with emotional and
economic highs and lows he himself has
contributed to - and we're still
trekking along this cruel and windy
road called magazine publishing. He's
always afraid that once I find a
fulltime job, I'll dump him like
nuclear waste. But Ed, know one
thing: You were my first, and I'll
never leave you!