• Cash Hartzell

      "A model/actress trapped in a pragmatists body. The only reason I stay in this city is what the sun does for my highlights...."

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      • Eva
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      • I don't have your e-mail, cunt.
      • RoyaRose
      • Posted
      • Cash is just slightly older than me...just
        enough that he totally corrupted me with
        his new fangled ideas and comic books
        full of violence...and never really wanted
        to hang out with his annoying slightly
        younger girl cousin...until we got older
        and he moved to So.Cal (tell me why
        again? something about film or
        something) and now we hang out on
        holidays and get stupid and laugh about
        well...stuff.:)
      • Matt
      • Posted
      • One time Cash and I were in the middle
        of some really hot sex when he
        accidentally farted (or maybe not
        accidentally - you know Cash). We
        stopped for a second because it got
        kind of wierd. Then Cash said "Wha
        happened?" like that guy from A Mighty
        Wind and we both laughed a lot. It
        really saved the night. Then I came on
        his face. He loves that.
      • Mark
      • Posted
      • Cash likes to live large, but not in that in your
        face bling-bling imperialist eating babies sort
        of way. He's just a big guy. Start the line-up,
        ladies.
      • Matt
      • Posted
      • I think Cash is among the top 15,ooo
        funniest people in America.
      • Posted
      • Cash made a pomo vehicle for eye-fun
        that gave me an instant flashback and
        an uncontrollable flood of
        asianophilia. When I think of
        crowbars, I think of Cash. If he knew
        me now, he would probably feel the same
        way about me and machetes. Wendy +
        Phil 4 ever.
      • Posted
      • Cash was washing my back one day, when
        he felt a lump. That's when I found out I had
        cancer. Thanks alot jerk.
      • Matt
      • Posted
      • I wake up every morning knowing
        that someday I must kill Cash in
        order to save our souls from eternal
        fire.
      • Manny
      • Posted
      • cash used too and presumably still does
        carries a tire iron near himself while driving to
        wave at children and old ladies on the freeway
      • Andrew
      • Posted
      • One night, in a moment of drunken
        insanity Cash and I burned Jesus on
        the crucifix. Cash, if I never see you
        again as long as we live, at least I
        can take solice in the fact that I
        will see you in hell. Wow, that is
        depressing.
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