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Interested In:
Friends, Activity Partners
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Member Since:
Sep 2003
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Hometown:
The Kron, Ohio via Nashville
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Parker's URL:
http://profiles.friendster.com/2047526
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Other education:
Northwestern University (undergrad), New Mexico State University (grad)
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Occupation:
professional student
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What I enjoy doing:
reading, writing, cooking, kurt russell
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Favorite Books:
I served the King of England, Hopscotch, The Tunnel, The Collected Works of Billy the Kid, Ulysses, Ask the Dust, White Noise, American Psycho, Old Man and the Sea
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Favorite Movies:
Taking Off, Cry-Baby, Last House on the Left, Barfly, Gold Rush, Buffalo '66, A Streetcar Named Desire, Notorious, Captain Ron, Little Oral Annie
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Favorite Music:
tom waits, black keys, bach, okkervil river, songs:ohia, patsy cline, wilco, the pixies, modest mouse, neil young, yo la tengo, Wham!
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Favorite TV Shows:
i fucking hate tv, the Ellen Degeneres Show
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About Me:
i am just like dr. phil, if by 'i' you mean describing
yourself, by 'am' you mean is, and by 'dr. phil' you mean
eating a pickle before you've put the lid back on the
jar.
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Who I Want to Meet:
you can put a rattlesnake on a roller coaster, but chances
are when it gets off it ain't gonna wanna bake you a cake.
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I miss Parker like I miss the scent of roasted green chiles wafting into my apartment window from the Albertson's on El Paseo. In other words, I miss Parker showing up on my doorstep drunk.
although he is philanderer. Or a
philanthropist. Something like that.
car can get you frisked and lead to a
special kind of date in Skokie. Parker
makes words into beautiful and
intricate sentences kind of like those
jeweled eggs that you look into and
see a sparkly city. I have always
thought so and I can't remember if
that is something I thought of myself
or if he wrote that somewhere. He is
the kind of friend you don't have to
shower to be around unless you smell
bad and then he will tell you so. The
only thing that would improve on
Parker Staley is if he had half an
idea of how great he really is. Or if
he could play super Mario brothers as
well as I can.
gentleman who will invite you over to a
spectacular home-cooked feast, insist on
pulling your chair out at the table, pull it out
too far, laugh when you fall, then jump on
you kamikaze style for a tickling session that
leaves you bloody-nosed and begging for
mercy. then, and only then, will he kiss all
the bruised parts, help you up, sit you down
right proper. he makes you work for it, that
one does.
parker, i love that yours is the kind of mind
capable of scaling lofty philosophical and
poetic heights, yet still land with a thud in the
skeeziest of gutters, and one day i hope to
join you once again in said gutter while you
guzzle staropramen and comment on how
that particular constellation of stars
resembles my mother's tits. you also have
the best name in the history of best names,
literary or otherwise. parker staley: let's here
it for the boy.
He has a wicked sense of humor, a
painfully big heart, an astounding
aesthetic sense, and a surprizing
ability to cut to the chase, to figure
out what's really up and to call you on
your shit. much respect and love. i
hope some day our epistolary
relationship is the well documented
subject of a straight to video hit
starring judith light. (as you, of
course).
no going back. Man those things are
scary.
my bed in two and then blatantly denied
it. he is one of the most foul people
i've ever met. one fine day, he will
make one very dirty woman very very
disgusted. but happy at the same time.
if you like romance and Captain Ron and
questions like 'would you rather eat an
oyster that's been stuffed up your butt
for 14 days or have an open sore on
your face that leaks sweet and sour bbq
sauce', this is the boy for you. it's
so stupid that he lives in chicago.