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"College dropout, lived out of my car for the past year and a half, recently moved to New York.
Also, I crochet. A lot.
I..."
More about Joel
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More About Joel
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Schools (Other):
Santa Monica City College, George Washington University, Sinclair Community College
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College/University:
George Washington University, Attended 1999 - 2001, Other, Med. Weaponry, Med. Hist., Existential Philo., Amer. Studies
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Occupation:
Rock Stallion
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Hobbies and Interests:
Rock, Comedy, Dayton, Crochet, Prank Wars, Movies
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Favorite Books:
Mostly non-fiction, and it's kind of wierd to say your favorite book is "Pol Pot" or "Krakatoa" without sounding like a jerk, so let's just say "Harry Potter"
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Favorite Movies:
Brick (newest favorite), The Royal Tenenbaums, Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls, The Princess Bride
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Favorite Music:
The Spinto Band, Razorlight, Mando Diao, that Natasha Bedingfield song is stuck in my head right now, Neil Diamond, Andrew W.K, Paul Simon
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Favorite TV Shows:
Favorite shows ever in order: ) Temptation Island, ) Celebrity Boxing, ) My Big Fat Obnoxious Fiance
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About Me:
College dropout, lived out of my car for the past year and a half, recently moved to New York.
Also, I crochet. A lot.
I just learned how to juggle, but I'm shitty at it.
I'm a Cleveland Browns fan, but that is hard because they suck.
I am addicted to seeing movies in the theater, it's my favorite.
I love to eat new foods.
I sing comedy music on stage that shames my family, but sing nice, happy music with Jewish teens on the weekend to help keep my soul clean-ish.
I love getting surprised/pranked/tricked etc, but people don't do it to me often enough.
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Who I Want to Meet:
Bobby Brown circa 1988; Amy Poehler; Future Joel; Any women who freely use the word snatch; Anyone who can make me a star, Robert Smigel, any rich people who spend lots of money on their friends to make up for the guilt they feel for having so much more; Dave Attell; Natalie Portman - drunk and vulnerable; An old unattractive lady looking for a young guy to love up in her in exchange for sugar momma duties...
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Testimonials and Comments for Joel
awesome so I hear.
a nose bleed.
freshman roomates in Washington, DC. A
blessing, teacher, and leader of sorts
in one, he is 1/3 smart, 1/3 silly, and
all Jewish. I would have had him no
other way. He deserves a woman equal
to his passions and humility.
make someone like Joel's music
tolerable
they've got somethin' to Joel, but
nothin' Joel's out when they Joel
they're lips, just a bunch uh jibberish;
and muthafuckas act like they forgot
about Joel.
times, where to rebel you just needed
to grow out your hair and move to
California. Then you hit the campaign
trail preaching the goodness of big
centralized government and lose your
edge/hair...how big is that fro now
Joel
But lest we forget the old Latin
paradox "Nova ex veteris"...look it up
jewish one! I know there are a lot of
young ladies out there whose mothers
dream of having their daughters wouls
someday marry a jewish
musician/magician. You just can't get
any better. Doctors...lawyers....who
needs them??? Joel! All I really want
is Joel! In the morning its Joel! In
the evening it's Joel! That song from
the Beastie Boys was orginally
titled "Joel", but they had to change
it because "Girls" would appeal more
to the masses. Man, did they have it
wrong! Who could be more appealing
than my Joelie?!?!