Buddy

Leisure Engineer

Consuming lint & hair, opening & closing kitchen cupboards to annoy my human, urinating next to my catbox to annoy aforementioned human, lounging, padding @ doors, watching birds, coating furniture w/ black hair, consuming mass quantities of cat chow.

I'm looking for likeminded felines interested in leisure &
the consumption of mass quantities of food stuffs. While
I cannot carry on a traditional relationship due to my
being "fixed" by my human in conjunction w/ the dastardly
SPCA; I can still cuddle w/ the best of them. Please
message me if you'd be interested in bird watching or
urinating on the carpet sometime. Thanks!

PS: If you'd like to befriend'ster me, my full name is
Buddy The Cat.