Jefferson Lee

Harvard School of Bowling, University of Eastern North Korea - School of Nuclear Weapons and Weapons of Mass Destruction, and County College of Gilligan's Island

Part-time back up singer to William Hung

for me to poop on!

Baseball, Basketball, Hockey, Tennis, Golf, Fishing, NASCAR, Football, All types of Music, Art, Architecture, Food, Museums, Beaches, History, Dunkin Donuts, PBS, Peanuts.

Fishing for Dummies

Anything with Drew Barrymore, Smokey and the Bandit, Office Space, Nationl Lampoon's Loaded Weapon, Anything with Drew Barrymore!

Beatles, Beach Boys, Dar Williams, CCR, Radiohead, Smashing Pumpkins, Dave Matthews Band, Metallica, Guns 'N Roses, Velvet Revolver, G3, Black Sabbath, Led Zeppelin, Queen, James Brown, Lionel Hampton, Charlie Parker, Eric Clapton, Billy Joel, Antonin Dvorak, Hector Berlioz, Gustav Holst, Lionel Hampton

Simpsons, Conan O' Brien, Scrubs, Malcom in the Middle, Married With Children, That 70's Show, World's Scariest Police Videos, A-Team, The Jeffersons, Dukes of Hazzard, and anything on PBS

Cancer

For the love of freakin Mary, just send me a message and I'll let you know whatever you want! I hate my job. As I was moving nowhere, stuck in traffic, I saw an NJDOC (NJ Department of Corrections) bus on the shoulder of the highway to work. Holding a shotgun or rifle in his hand, the officer was supervising several men in orange prison suits picking up garbage on the side of the highway. Then a thought inside my head said, "God, I'm so jealous! The weather is so nice outside right now! I'd rather be doing that than working! I wonder where I should sign up for THAT job picking those things up and helping the community?" When I told a friend this, he recommended me next time, to pull over and just ask for an application from the officer. And if he refuses, take his freakin shotgun and shoot him in the shoulder. Then I shall get a permanent position. And if that doesn't work, I should just get a bottle of sulfuric acid, dump it all over my body, run across the NJ Turnpike, and yell out loud that I'm a North Korean Communist spy working for Al Queda while singing the Canadian national anthem. Moral of the story, I hate my job. By the way, if you're some Homeland Security, FBI, CIA, blah blah blah agent, I really am not a North Korean Communist spy working for Al Queda and I do not know the lyrics to the Canadian national anthem. Eh? I also had another idea of quitting my job one day while I was stuck behind a cement truck! I was mesmerized by how the back spins around and around and around very slowly. I wanted to buy the truck, pour some cement, and just watch it dry for the rest of the day. I'd rather do that than go to work! Yes, it's very sad! Go DJ88 UPS!!

Drew Barrymore, Charlize Theron, and Julia Stiles. I also like people with a great sense of humour, who also eat a lot, and can sing the theme song to "The Jeffersons!" I would also like to meet Bill Lumbergh from that movie Office Space! "I need you to come in on Saturday. Yeah, and also Sunday. Uuuum, yeah, if you can do that, that'll be Grrrrrrrreat! Terrrrrific" Also, Jay Buhner, Shigetoshi Hasegawa, Norm Koshimizu, James Iha, Bob Barker, Paul McCartney, MC Hammer, Judge Judy, and Mr. T! Or another Seattle Mariners, NJ Devils, Phoenix Suns, NY Jets, Lindsay Davenport, Fred Couples, Kevin VanDam, or Dale Jarrett fanatic! I also want to meet someone who would like to get married at Safeco Field. Finally, I would like to meet my future wife who would be zealously blissful naming our kids either Axle, Lars, Slash, or Ozzie! Oh, okay, one final
final note, I'd like to meet any girl who is banned from Tiffany's & Co for life!