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      Christian
      Male, 39, Single, Los Angeles, CAMore
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      • Ethan
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      • Christian: "sweetie pie."
      • Bruce
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      • Christian's performances are the
        only art experiences that I leave with
        an adrenyline rush! If you have not
        seen one, get on his mailing list. It is
        also comforting to know that if the
        shit ever really hits the fan, I have a
        neighbor that can take out a small
        army with his gigantic metal
        crushing, flame throwing robots.
      • Daria
      • Posted
      • When you were seventeen and I was
        fourteen you told me that you hope I fulfill my
        potential in life....it looks like you have done
        a damn good job of following your own
        advice. You can fulfill my potential for me
        anytime. With all my love....D
      • Luxxury
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      • In 1987 Christian made me a mix tape introducing me
        to Joy Division, Bauhaus, and the Sisters. Then he fed
        acid to his pet iguana and porked the girl with the
        biggest boobs in high school. At least that's what I was
        able to piece together when I woke up the next day
        with a copy of 'Ballard for Beginners' between my
        bloody buttocks.
      • Ron
      • Posted
      • While I'd admired his horrific robot shows for
        years, I came to full appreciation of Mr. Ristow
        when I caught him using his SAG card to pry
        apart his broken iPod (which he then restored
        to full working order.) The man's got style to
        burn, and burn it he does.
      • Stephanie
      • Posted
      • Well hello! Christian sure likes to
        build stuff. He is good at it. Likes
        to burn stuff. He is good at that as
        well. He loves to eat meat. Boy howdy!
        He really is a solid individual. I
        recommend him. Good times!!!!
      • Tea
      • Posted
      • I voluntairly confine myself to
        Christian's sweltering office for days
        on end to be constantly driven by him
        to work harder, faster and better.
        Christian is the only exception I know
        of to the Fast, Cheep and Quality law.
        He is also temptation incarnate. I am
        still trying to figure it out, but he
        is definitely worth sweating for.
      • Laura
      • Posted
      • Let's pretend that Christian did not
        make really cool art. Let's pretend
        that he didn't have the most awesome
        hats known to man. Let's pretend that
        he did not have the warmest laugh this
        side of the rocky mountains. All that
        being ignored, Christian will make you
        want to do things with him and for him
        because he says `please' and `thank
        you' like he means it. I wanted to hug
        him so tight as to squeeze his guts out
        all the time, but settled for bringing
        him coffee in the moring just to hear
        his sweet little voice say 'thanks
        Laura!'
      • Amanda
      • Posted
      • Good god, all you artgirls, what are
        you waiting for?!! You should be
        bum-rushing this boy! He's VERY
        good-looking, is brilliant indeed!, is
        way way beyond hip (he's post-hip)
        and truly delightfully out-there... and
        he's HOT as all hell. One look at him
        in those black leather knee-length
        shorts and you'll sink to YOUR
        knees, guaranteed. His I-Pod playlist
        is ENVIABLE, he's culturally very
        astute and informed, and he's
        oh-so-well-spoken and quite polite....
        for a delicious mad-scientist
        metal-punk GENIUS. Handcuff this
        boy while you can!
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