I miss you, mom.
When I was a teenager, I had a
(admittedly shallow) dream. The three
B's. A blonde in a BMW at the beach.
Jacquie, my surrogate and sexy mother
fulfilled that dream for me. And
picture this: I was going to Sex
Addicts Anonymous for the first time
and I was a bit nervous so Jac came
with me. Imagine the look on the other
schmucks faces when I pull up with a
hot little blondie not only next to me,
but driving me.Bwaahaahaa. Kudos to her
for being there for me over and over
again.
Most poignantly were the dozens of
times that I'd be biking from downtown
LA to Century City to serve the white
collar crooks with their summons' and
subpoenas, and I would more often than
not take a break by visiting our lovely
Jacquie and joining her for light
conversation and a bunch of smokes
before venturing out into the evil hell
that is the streets of LA. God bless
her for everything. She is my mommy.
When I was a teenager, I had a
(admittedly shallow) dream. The three
B's. A blonde in a BMW at the beach.
Jacquie, my surrogate and sexy mother
fulfilled that dream for me. And
picture this: I was going to Sex
Addicts Anonymous for the first time
and I was a bit nervous so Jac came
with me. Imagine the look on the other
schmucks faces when I pull up with a
hot little blondie not only next to me,
but driving me.Bwaahaahaa. Kudos to her
for being there for me over and over
again.
Most poignantly were the dozens of
times that I'd be biking from downtown
LA to Century City to serve the white
collar crooks with their summons' and
subpoenas, and I would more often than
not take a break by visiting our lovely
Jacquie and joining her for light
conversation and a bunch of smokes
before venturing out into the evil hell
that is the streets of LA. God bless
her for everything. She is my mommy.