Mona

mergers and acquisitions

George Jones and Jesus.

I like short stories best -Grace Paley, Raymond Carver, Flannery O'Conner, Alice Munro and anything by Denis Johnson.

Harold and Maude, Leolo, Network, ParisTexas, Buffalo 66, The King of Comedy, Withnail and I, Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf, Raising Arizona and Fargo, The Player, Thelma and Louise, 8 1/2

Granddaddy, Yo la Tengo, Helium, Cat Power, Fuck, Elliott Smith, KaitO, AC/DC, Cheap Trick, Imperial Teen, The Jam, Mates of State, Panty Lions, Iron and Wine, Rosie Thomas, Pixies, Superchunk, The Cripples, Blonde Redhead, The Pretenders.

Buffy, Alias, Mr.Show and 6 ft.Under. As long as it doesn't involve watching people put themselves in uncomfortable situations like eating maggots.

I like thrifting for hours. Scuffed shoes. Peeing outside. Opiates. Good interesting haircuts and outfits. Kissing. Garlic. Dogs and dog parks. I like drinking but I am a really freaky drunk so I don't very often. I love playing music but not when it's work. I love children. I think killing bugs is wrong. I think eating meat is wrong but I do it sometimes. I'm going to end up with, like, 17 children and I'm going to actually like it. I'm not one to suffer in silence. When I drink I tell everyone everything that I've been trying to keep to myself. I'm religious about wearing a bra. I can never decide If I am an armpit shaving type of person or an armpit hair having type of person. I sometimes go for months without talking on the phone.

I call do-over AND dibbs.

Idealistic loser hedonists. Just so long as your tumbler of whiskey is half full.