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Schools:
Luther High School North, Attended 1992 - 1996, Class of 1996
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College/University:
Northwestern University, Attended 1996 - 2000, Class of 2000, Bachelor's Degree, Film
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Occupation:
Mule
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Affiliations:
I am a trial lawyer of the International Criminal Court, a second-chair violinist in the Vienna Philharmonic, and I own Sony Pictures Entertainment.
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Hobbies and Interests:
Anime, Dada, Boom Chicago, Japanese, Action Movies, Video Games, Richard Dawkins, Cereal, Manga, Utena, Evangelion, Satie, Comedy, Cosplay, Bjork, John Woo, Peter Pan, Fullmetal Alchemist, Akihabara, Akiba-kei, Vienna
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Favorite Books:
Snow Crash, Peter Pan, The Golden Compass, 60 Stories by Barthleme, Clover, x/1999, The Blind Watchmaker, Human Achievement, War on the Weak
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Favorite Movies:
The Killer, Crying Out Love in the Center of the World, Face/Off, Amelie, Bladerunner, Kiki's Delivery Service, Battle Royale, Shaolin Soccer, Annie Hall, Happy Gilmore, Hudson Hawk, Zatoichi
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Favorite Music:
Pizzicato Five, Yokko Kanno, All the soundtracks to the Anime I Watch
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Favorite TV Shows:
Death Note, Neon Genesis Evangelion, Cowboy Bebop, Noir, Escaflowne, Utena, .Hack//sign, RahXephon, Mezzo, Witch Hunter Robin
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Zodiac Sign:
Scorpio
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About Me:
www.call-to-adventure.com
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Who I Want to Meet:
A talking tire.
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had a crush on her. She's hilarious
and intellegent in a way that is more
hilarious and intellegent than anyone
I know. She is a force to be
reckoned with, and if you reckon,
you're in for a reckoning. I miss her.
She's a blast. I want Heather back,
you Dutch!
to lunch with her. I had to go to
class, so politely declined. Twenty
minutes later, Heather came into my
classroom, removed me from it, and
forcibly took me to lunch. It was the
best lunch ever. That's pretty much
how things have been ever since.
I've ever met, and that's saying a lot.
KAUF-man eyes. Now, normally,
comments like that get you stalked,
but i merely took it as badass.
I have the most fun when I am
onstage with Heather, where I
believe she particularly enjoys my
female characters. I enjoy it most
when she has a tuna sandwich for a
mind. Damn, girl, I would visit you in
a second. May this year past swiftly
and safely!
She told me to get dressed up. So I
did. I put on a really snazzy suit
assuming we were going to a nice
restaurant. Heather picked me up and we
went through the Arby's drive through.
Then Heather drove out east for miles.
We stopped the car and went walking in
the woods for what seemed like forever.
Then Heather cleared away some branches
and shrubs. Underneath was the body of
a young girl, decomposing, swarming
with insects. I vomited and Heather
called me a pussy. "Do you take all
your dates here?" I asked. Heather
chuckled vacantly and gestured to the
body "I took her here." I think that's
what she said. She said it through a
mouth full of roast beef sandwich so it
was pretty garbled.
Turns out she's just totally fucking
weird. Deep down, Heather's a complete
sweetheart and actually one of the most
loyal friends you could hope to have.
However, she still owns too much Asian-
male-castration-fantasy porn.
BLED with this imitation she would do
of a velociraptor... it sounded a
little something
like "GAAAMNERURHHAACKKKK!" Except
really loud. In addition to that, she
made me appreciate action movies, she
cooks a mean steak, she introduced me
to Chicago and she supported me
through some particularly difficult
times.