• Timothy Kerlin

      "I'm working on my MFA at Texas State. I write poetry. No, not that kind of poetry. If you ask politely, I am still not..."

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      • zach
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      • yeah....thanks a lot for that...dude...
        you also.....
        damm!!...I like you pict...looks hot and cute...dude...

        so..how`s your day there huh!!!...
        if u have time...
        just hit me if you wanna know me better..
        in myYEARSBOOKsite....http://www.myyearbook.com/great _fighter_boy
        n in myspace site....http://www.myspace.com/keytz_fr

        because..i`m not alwatz in this site....
        worse here....
        well..have a great day....
        see u later...

        n if u hv account in myspace n myyearsbook...just add me....huh!!...

        n don`t forget to signing my guessbook...
      • zach
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      • What`s up there huh!!....

        and yeah...
        thanks a lot for the approval...dude
        nice to meet you...

        how`s there..huh!!!!
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      • Michael
      • Posted
      • Sometimes Tim quits talking mid-sentence and it makes you uncomfortable at first but then you
      • betsy
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      • that person that we KNOW has listed joyce carol oates in her profile as a favorite author. I had a dream that I was at her house and stealing all of her clothes. I would never steal your clothes Tim.
      • Michael
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      • Tim's my sweet violent friend. He throws his CDs at me while he's driving and makes me listen to Kate Bush when I'm hungover. I look for weapons but only find old cereal beneath his seat. We talked to Zoltar, but Tim got stiffed by the genie and piggybacked my fortune which warned both of us of nasty dark haired people we needed to exterminate from our lives. We get in a book fight in his parking lot. He all but slams a fat Joyce Carol Oates paperback down my throat so I get all Jonathan Franzen hardback on his ass. He shatters a tumbler at my feet so I stomp on a martini glass behind his back tire. We're like badasses but not quite.
      • Stuckey
      • Posted
      • No one can make a monkey move like this
        man can. He's got truly gifted hands--
        take it from one who knows. I wish he'd
        come on home and make me do a little
        dance!!
      • Jenna
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      • Once upon a time there was a girl named
        Jenzy and a boy named Timsy. And each
        thought the other rather adorable in an
        off-beat sort of way. Off-beat for high
        school that is.

        So they decided that they should start
        going to the movies and holding hands.

        Then one day, when Timsy was supposed
        to come over to watch Ben-Hur, he
        called and said that he would have to
        cancel because it turned out he was
        gay.

        Jenzy cried a little, and then thought
        of interesting and painful ways to kill
        him.

        But the next day they were best friends
        again and have been ever since. Though
        to this day, I have not seen Ben-Hur.

        THE END

      • Posted
      • The worst part of hanging out with Tim
        is leaving.
      • EON
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      • First of all, you have to understand
        that even back when we were there and
        it was winning all sorts of awards,
        finding real intelligence at Salem High
        School was not easy. Tim was one of
        the exceptions. It feels to me like
        I've known Tim for most of my life. We
        grew up in the same town and I'm pretty
        sure we went to school together since
        the elementary days. We were never
        friends though, oddly enough, just kids
        in the same grade. Isn't that a funny
        life?
      • Heather
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      • Oh Timmy, how I adore you so! What can
        I say, any guy who will go to the
        gynocologist with you has got to be a
        keeper. But really, Tim has the
        greatest sense of humor, and he is the
        kind of person you can just sit and
        talk to for hours. He is creative in a
        myriad of ways and really knows how to
        make people feel good. He's also ine
        of the best cuddlers I know, so cute
        and comfy to snuggle up with. So boys,
        if you think you're worthy, go ahead
        and drop him a line...
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