hey Jake peep what this Chris Brake
cat is saying about HIMSELF man. If
this guy is saying this kind of stuff
about himself, well man, what can I
say? Even HE knows that Chris Brake
is a chump. Here it is, and yes he
really did say this cause it's on
somebody's Testimonials page, one of
his "friends" (note the quotations).
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
+++++++++++++++++++++Sarah is cool
except for one small fact. She is
friends with Chris Brake. But other
than that, if she didn't like Chris
Brake, she would be cool. But who
knows, there is always going to be a
reason to not like somebody. Sarah,
you should join the resistance and
hate Chris Brake. That is what
everyone is doing. It will make you
cool. We need to get everyone to rise
up agains Chris Brake. He's such an
idiot. He thinks he is funny, but he
is just annoying. Just look at the
guy, having long hair and all. This
guy thinks he's some type of neo-
hippie or something. This guy is a
moron. He even said that he likes
fishing just because I said that I
like fishing. I know he does not like
fishing because he is a vegan. Vegans
do not fish. Vegans do not like to
hurt animals. Unless of course, he is
telling the truth and he does like to
fish. Which means he is not really a
vegan. Hey everyone, CHRIS BRAKE IS
NOT A VEGAN!!!! He just says that he
is to be cool. He jumped on the vegan
bandwagon. Man, this guy is a moron.
We should all rise against Chris Brake
and knock him out at the same time. If
we get at least three people against
him, then we can find out where he
lives and all knock him out at the
same time. We'll have to get everyone
on each side of him then punch him in
the face at the EXACT same time. Man,
that would be awesome. Everyone should
rise against Chris Brake and knock him
out at the same time. Plus, this guy
is always trying to pick fights, which
makes him even more of a moron/ jerk.
He is trying to pick a fight with Adam
by talking bad about his girlfriend,
Gillian, who is actually really cool.
Plus, by talking bad about Gillian, he
is trying to pick a fight with her. So
that is three people he is trying to
pick a fight with. Gillian, for
talking bad about her. Adam, for
talking bad about his girlfriend. Me,
for lying about fishing. Why would you
lie about somethings as miniscule as
fishing? Man, the more I think about
it I hate this guy even more. We have
to do something about this guy. <-----
--------------------- CHRIS BRAKE said
all that stuff.
jake? i think so. it's actually very
easy. just like your actions. one way
is to have audio playing in the
background. place the audio onto a
frame. - i met jake through chris
wininger. i wish i could remember the
exact setting but i can't. i do know
the history of all those pictures in
jake's picture section though. that one
in the blue shirt, that was taken on
the fourth of july of 2003. my parents
were out of town and we were just
hanging out doing what we hadn't done
before. i was super tired too because i
hardly got any sleep. i had drove back
from chicago with john rapp the night
before. we probably left around 1? and
got home around 5? i think it was later
than that. i also remember as soon as
we got there we called chris wininger
and i went over there then we went out
to eat somewhere (don't remember
where). then i slept for an hour or two
after that and jake came over. then i
took that picture. the two pics where
jake is sitting down in his room with
that scary mask picture behind him...
one with him sitting down
doing "something" with his hand and the
one where he's flippin' off the camera
were both from the same night. the
night that i cracked out hardcore.
definitely enjoyable though. jake
swears he never touched me but i know
he did. he shook me by my shoulders and
told me everything was going to be okay
as long as i stayed calm. jake's a good
guy. he was also listening to some
crazy repetitive pulsating music on the
radio that would not stop causing a
scene in my head. now the history of
the two other pictures (the ones that
are kind of blurry and orange lookin')
were that chris wininger sent john rapp
a zip file full of pictures from one of
his parties. john rapp lives with me so
it was on my computer. i figured jake
needed some pictures of him for
friendster since he had none up, so i
sent some that i had and found those
other ones to send. then i guess he got
the email. and dowloaded the pics to
his computer. then uploaded them to
friendster. then i decided to do a
testimonial a few weeks later. i
couldn't remember where we met so i
described the pictures. now i'm sitting
in my chair at school writing a
testimonial to jake about the pictures
and about me writing a testimonial
about the pictures and now it's turned
into me writing a testimonial about the
testimonial about the testimonial about
the pictures. but that's okay, because
now i plan on typing what you are
reading now and then clicking the
word "add" with my mouse. oh yeah,
GILLIAN ROCKS!
It's Jake! I've seen this man down a
bottle of mouthwash in TEN FLAT. He's
one amazing fella. He also has a
roundabout way of doing things -- he'll
leave his house through the window,
every time (he tells me that the door
lock doesn't work from the outside, but
I have proven this to be false).
(oh yeah man, when you get arond to
it, drop me a testimonial while you're
at it. i've only got one so far, and i
asked brake to leave me another
one, but you know how it goes with
that guy...)
Whoa, Jake, man... you sure you
wanna be giving that much info out
about yourself there man?
HAHA!!! Note: at the time of writing
this, there was absolutely no info
provided, not even a picture. that's
the joke, see?
Jake's a super cool dude. You let
me drive your car that one time man!
That's real super commendable!! I
can't say that I'd let me drive my car if
I asked to borrow my car. Ya
know??? So really um, I guess
having said that, it really wasn't all
that commendable of a move to let
me drive your car, cause if I wouldn't
let me do it, then you letting me do it
is insane. . . . but that's the kind of
guy we're talking about here, folks!!
Jake's just that type a' guy! See how
cool that is? Cool move man, and
from here I don't see the cool moves
ever stopping man. And that's even
cooler. Chris lets me drive his car
sometimes too, but he says he's
always not too sure of it. But c'mon,
it comes home in one piece, what's
he complaining about? Baby. Hah,
c'mon we're all friends here! Can't ya
take a joke, brake? C'mon. Okay
Jake well you take it easy man.. . .. ..
. . . . . . I know that you will!
cat is saying about HIMSELF man. If
this guy is saying this kind of stuff
about himself, well man, what can I
say? Even HE knows that Chris Brake
is a chump. Here it is, and yes he
really did say this cause it's on
somebody's Testimonials page, one of
his "friends" (note the quotations).
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
+++++++++++++++++++++Sarah is cool
except for one small fact. She is
friends with Chris Brake. But other
than that, if she didn't like Chris
Brake, she would be cool. But who
knows, there is always going to be a
reason to not like somebody. Sarah,
you should join the resistance and
hate Chris Brake. That is what
everyone is doing. It will make you
cool. We need to get everyone to rise
up agains Chris Brake. He's such an
idiot. He thinks he is funny, but he
is just annoying. Just look at the
guy, having long hair and all. This
guy thinks he's some type of neo-
hippie or something. This guy is a
moron. He even said that he likes
fishing just because I said that I
like fishing. I know he does not like
fishing because he is a vegan. Vegans
do not fish. Vegans do not like to
hurt animals. Unless of course, he is
telling the truth and he does like to
fish. Which means he is not really a
vegan. Hey everyone, CHRIS BRAKE IS
NOT A VEGAN!!!! He just says that he
is to be cool. He jumped on the vegan
bandwagon. Man, this guy is a moron.
We should all rise against Chris Brake
and knock him out at the same time. If
we get at least three people against
him, then we can find out where he
lives and all knock him out at the
same time. We'll have to get everyone
on each side of him then punch him in
the face at the EXACT same time. Man,
that would be awesome. Everyone should
rise against Chris Brake and knock him
out at the same time. Plus, this guy
is always trying to pick fights, which
makes him even more of a moron/ jerk.
He is trying to pick a fight with Adam
by talking bad about his girlfriend,
Gillian, who is actually really cool.
Plus, by talking bad about Gillian, he
is trying to pick a fight with her. So
that is three people he is trying to
pick a fight with. Gillian, for
talking bad about her. Adam, for
talking bad about his girlfriend. Me,
for lying about fishing. Why would you
lie about somethings as miniscule as
fishing? Man, the more I think about
it I hate this guy even more. We have
to do something about this guy. <-----
--------------------- CHRIS BRAKE said
all that stuff.
easy. just like your actions. one way
is to have audio playing in the
background. place the audio onto a
frame. - i met jake through chris
wininger. i wish i could remember the
exact setting but i can't. i do know
the history of all those pictures in
jake's picture section though. that one
in the blue shirt, that was taken on
the fourth of july of 2003. my parents
were out of town and we were just
hanging out doing what we hadn't done
before. i was super tired too because i
hardly got any sleep. i had drove back
from chicago with john rapp the night
before. we probably left around 1? and
got home around 5? i think it was later
than that. i also remember as soon as
we got there we called chris wininger
and i went over there then we went out
to eat somewhere (don't remember
where). then i slept for an hour or two
after that and jake came over. then i
took that picture. the two pics where
jake is sitting down in his room with
that scary mask picture behind him...
one with him sitting down
doing "something" with his hand and the
one where he's flippin' off the camera
were both from the same night. the
night that i cracked out hardcore.
definitely enjoyable though. jake
swears he never touched me but i know
he did. he shook me by my shoulders and
told me everything was going to be okay
as long as i stayed calm. jake's a good
guy. he was also listening to some
crazy repetitive pulsating music on the
radio that would not stop causing a
scene in my head. now the history of
the two other pictures (the ones that
are kind of blurry and orange lookin')
were that chris wininger sent john rapp
a zip file full of pictures from one of
his parties. john rapp lives with me so
it was on my computer. i figured jake
needed some pictures of him for
friendster since he had none up, so i
sent some that i had and found those
other ones to send. then i guess he got
the email. and dowloaded the pics to
his computer. then uploaded them to
friendster. then i decided to do a
testimonial a few weeks later. i
couldn't remember where we met so i
described the pictures. now i'm sitting
in my chair at school writing a
testimonial to jake about the pictures
and about me writing a testimonial
about the pictures and now it's turned
into me writing a testimonial about the
testimonial about the testimonial about
the pictures. but that's okay, because
now i plan on typing what you are
reading now and then clicking the
word "add" with my mouse. oh yeah,
GILLIAN ROCKS!
bottle of mouthwash in TEN FLAT. He's
one amazing fella. He also has a
roundabout way of doing things -- he'll
leave his house through the window,
every time (he tells me that the door
lock doesn't work from the outside, but
I have proven this to be false).
it, drop me a testimonial while you're
at it. i've only got one so far, and i
asked brake to leave me another
one, but you know how it goes with
that guy...)
wanna be giving that much info out
about yourself there man?
HAHA!!! Note: at the time of writing
this, there was absolutely no info
provided, not even a picture. that's
the joke, see?
Jake's a super cool dude. You let
me drive your car that one time man!
That's real super commendable!! I
can't say that I'd let me drive my car if
I asked to borrow my car. Ya
know??? So really um, I guess
having said that, it really wasn't all
that commendable of a move to let
me drive your car, cause if I wouldn't
let me do it, then you letting me do it
is insane. . . . but that's the kind of
guy we're talking about here, folks!!
Jake's just that type a' guy! See how
cool that is? Cool move man, and
from here I don't see the cool moves
ever stopping man. And that's even
cooler. Chris lets me drive his car
sometimes too, but he says he's
always not too sure of it. But c'mon,
it comes home in one piece, what's
he complaining about? Baby. Hah,
c'mon we're all friends here! Can't ya
take a joke, brake? C'mon. Okay
Jake well you take it easy man.. . .. ..
. . . . . . I know that you will!