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Aug 2005

uh...anathemaville

UBER-MART!!!

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exemplary american scourge

www.anathemaville.com, Christian Rock: Blessing or Blasphemy?

The Uber Doctrine by Johon von Uberton, The Bible - King James Edition, Etiquette by Emily Post, The View From The Not-So-Center Square: The Autobiography of JM J. Bullock

Schindler's List, Mommie Dearest, Lord of the Flies, The Cutting Edge, The Flying Nun

Be-Boptist, REO Speedwagon, Michael Bolton, Bryan Adams

Seventh Heaven

Virgo

On a stormy night in mid October of 1961, Johon Von berton was visited by the Angel boni. boni appeared to Johan three times that night. Once in the shape of a lobster, the second visit in the shape of a tree squirrel, and the last in the shape of a town. A town such as Johan had never seen before. Unified under one corporate banner. A flawless, indestructible, and beautiful Utopia. The angel spoke through city hall, its mouth, and told Johan to travel 40 miles northward to a place called Anathemaville. There he would find an ancient Indian burial mound that contained the remains of a lost Christian native sect. At the mound he was to dig until he uncovered three bronze plates that would unfold the secrets of the megastore. Following the Angel bonis instructions, Johan exhumed the tablets, deciphered them, and then returned them to the angel who carried them back to God. The tablets decoded inscriptions are located within The ber Doctrine. What happened next would change the course of history.

Directed to Anathemaville as the site, thus began The Great Experiment, the corporatization of an entire town. Giving the public not just what they need, but convincing them of needing what they absolutely do not need was the advice of Gods messenger . Borrowing and ungodly sum of money from the Jorgenson ministries, Johan Von berton bought out Martha and Abes Virginia Log Cabin of Discounts Variety Stores that stood unchallenged on Main Street. Knowing that Andrew Jacksons Extirpation of High Prices from Martha and Abes Virginia Log Cabin of Discounts Variety Stores would be much too long a name, in 1962 Johan changed the name to the simple yet memorable THE MART. Concentrating on selling every service and item imaginable, by the 1980s Mr. Von berton eventually expanded the store so much that the name The Mart did not express the grandeur of his creation...

You want to drive a truck? - Then drive ours. You want to be a rock star? - Work in ber Music and Instruments. Want to be a Veterinarian? - Clean out the cages at ber Pet. No matter what your age, background, gender, or ethnicity, there is something for everyone at ber-Mart. Whether you were the creepy kid who shot your GI Joes full of holes in Iranian execution style, or the maladjusted Tom Boy caught on tape beating a child while babysitting because you lack a certain feminine compassion and often wear bad rugby shirts, or even if you are something other than white, we have just the job for you at ber-Mart. Weve been helping people succeed beyond their expectations since 1962 and we can even help those deemed pathological anti-socials like you. Come join the team!!

Prospective Uberkers sign up NOW @ the Gene Frankel Theatre; September 2nd-18th, Wed-Sun @ 7:30 PM. http://www.playbill.com/news/article/94571.html.

CHECK YOSEF B4 U WRECK YOSEF." (--JVU)