You will have lots of money. Having lots of money will allow you to buy pretty things, and socialize with pretty people. Maybe all the cash will even bring you happiness?

Cute people are highly suspicious! Because you're cute, people naturally trust you. That trust, however, may be misplaced. Often a cute demeanor is merely the cover for a nefarious person.

You are the protecting spirit of the group. You ensure that everyone is well-hydrated, not too-drunk, and has a ride home. Without your help, many parties would have ended very badly. When the belligerent drunk gets out of control, you are the one we pawn him off on. Everyone owes you a heart-felt "Thank You".

Being mean is fun. Fun for you, and fun for the submissives that date you. Some people find your meanness mad sexy. Others are intimidated by it. Forget the people that don't like you, and kick some ass!

You are a rascal, and a social deviant. You are happiest when you're causing trouble, and pissing off the authorities. A cherry bomb down the toilet or tagging your name? Who knows what you are going to do next!

You aren't in love, but you aren't lonely either. You're at peace with yourself. You're comfortable being alone, but if you find someone special, you're willing to explore the possibility of love. You are a strong person indeed.

You're not gay. You're just happy! Smiles, and kittens, and everything soft! That is what being happy is all about!

You aren't fat. You're sexy! Your lithe figure and devious curves are enough to drive your lovers crazy. You exercise, and you eat right. Have fun!

Your last sight will be your own air bubbles rising to a distant water surface. Morbid, I know! But also romantic! Drowning, whether in a bathtub or in the expansive ocean, is a classic way to go.