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Occupation:
Professional Duder, Skarp, Splatterhouse
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Hobbies and Interests:
long walks on the beach and stabbing.
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Favorite Books:
the choose your own adventure series, the Hardey Boys, Color By Numbers
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Favorite Movies:
Made For TV Movies Based On Primetime Sitcoms
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Favorite Music:
Aesop Rock, Today is the Day, Fuck...Im Dead, Dripping, Godspeed You Black Emperor, Foetopsy, Leftover Crack, Andrew W.K., Dying Fetus, Jedi Mindtricks, Impaled, Nasum, NOFX, Wormwood, Pink Flyod, Cream, Behemoth, Green Day, a whole bunch of other crap
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Favorite TV Shows:
TV Shows Based On Movies, Martha Stewart
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About Me:
i fall down a lot...
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Who I Want to Meet:
People who are severly disfigured.
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truth, in fact, we'll probably make out
in at least five different states before
our trip is over... making out rules...
year old dudes rimjobs and shit like
that while he's cooking your pizza.
Think about that.
my birthday.. next time i see you...
i'm gonna cut ya! keep me a dread as a
souvenir...
my life of late, i've been reduced to taking a more
spiritual approach to our friendship. You know,
like everytime I see a mangled stray cat pissing in
an alleyway, I see Joe in its little rabid eyes. Or,
everytime I see anyone demonstrating compulsive
behavior, whether it be rapping his/her fingers
repetitively on a countertop or jerking his/her head
repeatedly towards his/her left shoulder, I think
"ah, Joe." Or whenever I walk by someone whose
odor makes me want to double over and heave, I
feel that Joe, like a ghost, is looking down on me,
smiling and laughing. Ah, New York without Joe is
like a perfectly ripe, delicious apple without the
worm...
refered to as "The m.c. destroyer"
Thats why I love joe.