• Ben affleck

      "I'M A HARD BODIED BEACH BOYS FANTASY. NEED I SAY MORE? SEROUSLY, IM THE BEST THING THAT'S HAPPENED TO THE JERSEY SHORE..."

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      • Occupation:

        WHATEVER PAYS THE BILLS, MAN

      • Hobbies and Interests:

        HARD PARTYING, PARTYING HARD

      • Favorite Books:

        GOT NO TIME

      • Favorite Movies:

        THE REAL CANCUN, PERIOD.

      • Favorite Music:

        ANYTHING WITH A GOOD BEAT. NONE OF THAT ARTY SHIT.

      • Favorite TV Shows:

        Baywatch nights

      • Zodiac Sign:

        Gemini

      • About Me:

        I'M A HARD BODIED BEACH BOYS FANTASY. NEED I SAY MORE?
        SEROUSLY, IM THE BEST THING THAT'S HAPPENED TO THE JERSEY
        SHORE SINCE THE TRL BEACH HOUSE.

      • Who I Want to Meet:

        ANYONE WHO LOVES AQUA NET, THE JERSEY SHORE AND AN ICE
        COLD
        SMIRNOFF ICE ON A HOT DAY WITH AN EVEN HOTTER WOMAN AND IS
        NOT AFRAID TO UNLEASH THE BEAST FROM WITHIN THEIR PARTY
        MONSTERS PARTY MONSTERS BEAST. WOW, IM A TRIP. WHAD I TELL
        YA!

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      • Chris
      • Posted
      • Yeah, Sarah is a fucki*g hoot. One
        time we were hanging off a frozen ice
        blade that was sticking off this
        exploding mansion of wolves, and
        we barely jumped across the fire
        when a Silver Dragon flew in, but he
        was the evil kind and he breathed
        liquid John Amos all over us and we
        fell into a screaming pit of dookie.
        But we ate like kings later on at
        Feedbag and danced the tables to
        the ground. Sarah also has nice hair
        and is super funny, everybody! Tee
        hee hee. . . .
      • David
      • Posted
      • well, she's from nj, but she seems
        okay. she looks like an extra from
        the dark crystal, is kinda vapid, and
        always smells like turpentine. i've
        seen her throw up blood like eighty
        times, and she never says no to a dare.
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