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      • Taina
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      • The surest way to aaron's heart is by facilitating his getting drunk and staying drunk, ie: giving him a 6pack beer coozie for his birthday. Well, there IS a surer way, but turkish midgets and helium tanks and pickled flavored gelatin based desserts are hard to come by.
      • Ian
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      • Aaron is my bitch, don't let him dispute this
        simple fact. And, he might be Joe Matthews'
        second wife. He also loves cock and tartar sauce,
        and lolitas.

        Love you like a sister Aaron.
        And DRIVE!
      • Ariana
      • Posted
      • Aaron shared a vegetarian mezza
        platter with me and didn't hog all the
        good parts. Enough said.
      • Taina
      • Posted
      • Aaron could convince me to move Central
        Park with his common refrain "C'mon
        Tai, how often am I in New York...?"
        He also convinced me I could eat a
        steamboat...given enough time.
      • Matt
      • Posted
      • I've really only hung out with Aaron
        twice, but each time I ended up
        staggering drunk in an airport with my
        brain and liver in serious disrepair
        barely able to board flights back to San
        Diego. Aaron also has this effect where
        you trust him completely, even though
        he's handing you weird pills with names
        longer than chemistry formulas one
        learns in high school. That being said,
        he's a generous and intelligent fellow
        that actually can legitimately claim to
        be better at trivia than I am. Cheers!
      • Nadine
      • Posted
      • Aaron can spin glowsticks like nobody's
        business. And he's freakishly good at Trivial
        Pursuit. It's scary.
      • Taina
      • Posted
      • I love Aaron like Aaron loves beer...a
        whole lot! Not only do his molars make
        a handy bottle opener, but he is also a
        charming and most helpful houseguest.
        I owe it to him for introducing me to
        all things verbotten (including red
        meat). Yeeooowww, rock and roll!

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