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"I'm that drunk chick. fun is my favorite
thing. I like to drink a beer occaisionally (read:
extremely frequently), and..."
More about Your Mom
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Occupation:
the boss of you
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Hobbies and Interests:
Kickboxing, Little Debbie products, African Literature, Pabst Blue Ribbon, Irish-flavored things (what exactly do the Irish taste like?), shoes, banana bread
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Favorite Books:
Currently Reading: Life of Pi (but I don't want to discuss it yet 'cause i'm not done) Just finished reading: East of Eden (very good book, everyone should read it, just force yourself past the first 100 or so pages)
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Favorite Movies:
Footloose, Amelie, Sixteen Candles, Breakfast at Tiffany's, Goonies, Lucia and Sex
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Favorite Music:
The Vandals, Flogging Molly, Nick Drake, Alien Ant Farm, Nora Jones, Tenacious D, The Ataris, Don Bunch, Jeff Greer Band, Crank Spankers, The Peelers, Don Bunch, Mi6
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Favorite TV Shows:
Simpsons, Seinfeld, Will and Grace, Friends, anything on Food Network, most things on Comedy Central, Jeopardy
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About Me:
I'm that drunk chick. fun is my favorite
thing. I like to drink a beer occaisionally (read:
extremely frequently), and I like to molest strangers. I
eat a lot of cucumbers. I like to sing loudly in my car.
Cornbread?
Ain't nothin' wrong with that.
And Friendster won't allow me to view messages or reply to
them unless you are an actual "friend" (network is
apparently screwy) so IM my ass: moocowchristy
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Who I Want to Meet:
I just saw him buying a hooka from Bladna's. call me.
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eat nothing but blueberries for a
month. THATS DEDICATION. THATS christy.
drifting off and I asked if he knew
this from experience and he laughed and
said all his best bits were from
National Geographic
for days at a time and prance about
with the antelope a la hippie style.
And I was like man antelopes are gay
and she was like yeah whateva. Then
she climbed this tree and i called her
a damn dirty tree hugger and she said
thats cool. Then Once I saw her
hanging out with these three bears and
I was like Christy, those are bears
watch out, and she was like "Yeah
Whateva" cuz this is my united states
of whateva
weekends ago! i thought she was gonna
swallow my earring!
Yesterday, she and her partner the very
elusive Ghost Monkey, tied a komodo
dragon to a tree and ritualistically
beat the poor reptile to death with a
broom handle. Ghost Monkey made the
animal carcass into a rustic purse and
Dubbo consumed its innards raw, yes
raw. It seemed to be some kind of
satanic ritual in celebration of
Rosemary's baby's birthday. I ran away
from the horrific scene thoroughly
frightened and aghast.
She wears pretty stupid underwear, but
yet she's got a great ass. That's like
buying a new car and painting it.. I
don't know.. something BAD. Beer and
friendster=bad combo by the way.
Anyway she likes marshmallows. Alot.
And really, it's all about chicks that
aren't afraid to say "hey, I will eat
eat your marshmallows and you will like
it."
would have lost faith in white girls
altogether.
Christy a halloween costume at our old
apartment. we went outside on this
really windy day and decided to spray
paint spots on these painter coveralls
to make a dog costume. well the wind
kept blowing the costume around so
naturally we needed to find big rocks
to hold it down. i set out on this
mission and proceeded to fall down
into the gully at crestview, as i was
sliding i grabbed on for dear life to
a little sapling and screamed for
dubbo to save me, and she obliged,
she pulled me out of the gully and
saved my life. and for that i amf
orever indebted to her.
really think we should never ever go
to peabodys again we are just entirely
too much ass! and sass! for vabeach
plus the "break dancers" really scare
me. i can't wait for us to finally go
to vegas and get married (they do gay
weddings in vegas right?) anyways, one
day you will be mine. MUAAAHHHH!
can't wait 'til spring break i sent
out flyers to everyone in vabeach to
warn them of the mass destruction they
are about to encounter. much hearting
to my chris or should i say...
lady
speedstick! :D