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      • Lyndsay
      • Posted
      • i had to sit back and witness christy
        eat nothing but blueberries for a
        month. THATS DEDICATION. THATS christy.
      • Lyndsay
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      • he said the hat kept his soul from
        drifting off and I asked if he knew
        this from experience and he laughed and
        said all his best bits were from
        National Geographic
      • Elizabeth
      • Posted
      • Christy likes to go into the mountains
        for days at a time and prance about
        with the antelope a la hippie style.
        And I was like man antelopes are gay
        and she was like yeah whateva. Then
        she climbed this tree and i called her
        a damn dirty tree hugger and she said
        thats cool. Then Once I saw her
        hanging out with these three bears and
        I was like Christy, those are bears
        watch out, and she was like "Yeah
        Whateva" cuz this is my united states
        of whateva
      • Cristina
      • Posted
      • christy got drunk & kissed me 2
        weekends ago! i thought she was gonna
        swallow my earring!
      • april
      • Posted
      • are you trying to seduce me??
      • Elizabeth
      • Posted
      • Dubbo is a killer, yes a murder.
        Yesterday, she and her partner the very
        elusive Ghost Monkey, tied a komodo
        dragon to a tree and ritualistically
        beat the poor reptile to death with a
        broom handle. Ghost Monkey made the
        animal carcass into a rustic purse and
        Dubbo consumed its innards raw, yes
        raw. It seemed to be some kind of
        satanic ritual in celebration of
        Rosemary's baby's birthday. I ran away
        from the horrific scene thoroughly
        frightened and aghast.
      • The Jason
      • Posted
      • I don't know too much about christy.
        She wears pretty stupid underwear, but
        yet she's got a great ass. That's like
        buying a new car and painting it.. I
        don't know.. something BAD. Beer and
        friendster=bad combo by the way.
        Anyway she likes marshmallows. Alot.
        And really, it's all about chicks that
        aren't afraid to say "hey, I will eat
        eat your marshmallows and you will like
        it."
      • Sean
      • Posted
      • If it wasn't for meeting Christy I
        would have lost faith in white girls
        altogether.
      • Elizabeth
      • Posted
      • One time me and Dubbo decided to make
        Christy a halloween costume at our old
        apartment. we went outside on this
        really windy day and decided to spray
        paint spots on these painter coveralls
        to make a dog costume. well the wind
        kept blowing the costume around so
        naturally we needed to find big rocks
        to hold it down. i set out on this
        mission and proceeded to fall down
        into the gully at crestview, as i was
        sliding i grabbed on for dear life to
        a little sapling and screamed for
        dubbo to save me, and she obliged,
        she pulled me out of the gully and
        saved my life. and for that i amf
        orever indebted to her.
      • larry
      • Posted
      • WOO-HOO! Christy is my idol. man i
        really think we should never ever go
        to peabodys again we are just entirely
        too much ass! and sass! for vabeach
        plus the "break dancers" really scare
        me. i can't wait for us to finally go
        to vegas and get married (they do gay
        weddings in vegas right?) anyways, one
        day you will be mine. MUAAAHHHH!
        can't wait 'til spring break i sent
        out flyers to everyone in vabeach to
        warn them of the mass destruction they
        are about to encounter. much hearting
        to my chris or should i say...
        lady
        speedstick! :D

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