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Baby Me Edited by untuckedshirts.com
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"dis er all real.
i don't wash produce. i brush my teeth in the shower.
i listen to npr too much. ..."
More about Kristen
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Schools (Other):
Highlands Elem, Oakgrove Elem, Booth Middle, Mcintosh High
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Occupation:
Despot/Student/Imp/Ninja/Mermaid/Dial Slave
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Hobbies and Interests:
Humor, Dancing, Hopscotch, Camping, Robots, Red Rover, Photography, Rust, Excitebike, Toaster Ovens, Epoxy, Glitter, Shenanegans, Goings-on, Street Art, Breakdance-Fighting, Water, Exacto-Knifes, Talking, Not Talking, Kittens
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Favorite Books:
One Nation: Extra Cheese, Youth in Revolt, The Phantom Tollbooth, Andy Kaufmann: Revealed, Naked Pictures of Famous People, Seuss, Faulkner, Vonnegut
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Favorite Movies:
Bottlerocket, Waiting for Guffman, Happiness, All The Real Girls, UHF, Waking Life, Cannibal: The Musical, Boondock Saints, Royal Tenenbaums, Leprechaun in tha Hood, Virgin Suicides, Zoolander, Super Troopers, Heavyweights, Better Off Dead, Silent Victim
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Favorite Music:
Will Oldham, Neutral Milk Hotel, BB King, Modest Mouse, Patti Page, Now It's Overhead, Wilco, Stevie Wonder, Slug, Low, Raffi, Heart, Transmatique, Billie, Loui, Ella, Etta, Patsy Cline, YTiersen, Michael Jackson, Will Oldham, Cash, Cat Power, Roxy Music, Ramones, R.E.M., Los Pericos, Snoop, Outkast, Sage Francis, Andre Willisma, Neil Young, Starlight Mints, Morphine, Bobby Short, Doc Watson, Roxy Music, Stevie Wonder, Sparklehorse, Lou Reed, Mozart, Magnetic Fields, Morphine, Afghan Whigs, Schumann, Gershwin, Polaris, Ray Charles, Russ Morgan, Belle & Sebastian, Col. Knowledge, Astra, et al.
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Favorite TV Shows:
Arrested Developement, 24, Ali G, Silf & Olly, Salute Your Shorts, Family Guy, Reno 911, MST3K, Perfect Strangers, Conan, The Office, Sealab 2021, Chopper Dave, Star Trek TNG, Most Extreme Elimination Challenge!, The Daily Show, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Wild & Crazy Kids
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About Me:
dis er all real.
i don't wash produce. i brush my teeth in the shower.
i listen to npr too much.
i laugh at my own jokes.
i put ice in cereal.
www.fotolog.net/beamanism - - -
my favorite color is glitter. I love the sound tires make
over a bridge and losing my stomach going over certain hills.
- - - my aim= beamanizzle - - - i hate this sn. i realize it is unfunny and unoriginal and i should be made fun of relentlessly for it
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quiet breather.
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there's not much amusement at the closing down of an amusement
park.- the wiz
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Who I Want to Meet:
other drinkers.
tap dancers.
break dancers.
soft skin.
people that don't mispronounce the words "library, foliage, nuclear, or mississippi."
people that don't think babytalk is cute; ie: nanas in place
of bananas.
people that don't start testimonials with "where do i begin?"
people that don't message me with a something like:
"well, simply put, i was wondering if you'd
like to get to know each other a little better,
check out my profile, and holla back if you're
interested."
or anything similar.
be funny, idiots.
people that don't overuse internet lingo. lol. . . gr8, rotflmao. omfg, fyi u r 2 ez to make fun of btw. suckers. cul8r.
people who are hilarious
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friends...but only because they're all
a bunch of senseless masochists.
cereal and PBJ dunked in milk while uber
intoxicated. how can you say no to that face?
soooooooo cute!
newayz.. u teh r0x gurl!11one
ps no h8 ^_^
She can rock dresses over pants and
dance in it and look uber hot. I wish
I could wear dresses over my pants ,
but I end up just looking dumb.
Therefore Kristen is my new fashion
icon. Sorry Paris Hilton.
move.