Matthew

GWU, Toothill Comprehensive School

George Washington University, 參加 - , 年 , 其他

Athletic Trainer

National Athletic Trainers' Association, Professional Footballers' Association

Soccer, Motorcycle Riding, Working Out, Video Games

Paradise Lost, Beowulf, The Fairy Queen, Hamlet.....yeah right, Playboy, FHM, American Iron, etc.

Godfather Trilogy, Lord of the Rings Trilogy, Goodfellahs, Scarface, Braveheart, Old School, Dodgeball, Wedding Crashers, Green Mile, Karate Kid Trilogy, Coming to America, Indiana Jones Trilogy, Top Gun, Color of Money, Grease (I know all the songs too)

Coldplay, Keane, The Killers, 80s cheese

American Idol, Friends, EPL Review, Premiership Soccer

I'm a 5 year old in a 24 year old's body. I have my best conversations with my dog Rooney, and he definitely makes the most intelligient comments. I do go to work, but I've mastered the art of looking very busy without actually accomplishing anything. I'm very good at kicking a ball around and I sometimes even get paid to do it. I enjoy anything immature and childish, much to the distaste of my fiancee. I drive a really really big motorbike, which is by no means to replace any physical inadequacy I may have. On paper I'm well educated, but I'm looking into changing my Master's diploma from Master of Science to Master of the Universe, thus giving me a degree in He-Man. Maybe I'll go for my PhD in Thundercats. Anyway, if you're still reading this then you're as stupid as I am and I want you to be my friend.

Anyone as daft as me!