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      • Christina
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      • Amy is my long lost sister. Or maybe the missing X
        chromosome that I lost. I know this because my
        infatuation with her was somehow outweighed by
        the urge to braid her hair. She is the kind of
        woman that I strive to feel worthy of emulating,
        even if I don't quite get the smile right. She made a
        lot of long grey days a lot less grey.
      • Aloysius
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      • Amy is the one who got away-- the only
        mermaid I ever loved. And all because
        of my evil twin Bloysius. I hadn't
        told her about him, hoped they'd never
        meet, he's such an evil jerk. One day
        he came to town unexpectedly, and I
        agreed to let him stay on my couch for
        a couple days. Amy came in and caught
        him spawning with a flounder-- she
        thought he was me. By the time I
        found out what had happened, she had
        shed her tail and left the sea
        forever. I couldn't let her go. I
        swore to find herthe swimming, the
        fishing nets, the pet stores, it took
        years. I finally managed to move into
        her office building, and I see her
        almost every day, but she won't even
        look at me. And I love her like it was
        all yesterday. AAAAMY! I LOOOOOOVE
        YOOOUUUUUU! AAAAAAMMMMMMMYYYYYYYYYYY!
      • Space
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      • Amy is a Riot; a laugh riot, whether
        it be laughing with you, at you, or
        even at herself. Sometimes she will
        laugh spontaneously after a pregnant
        pause and one will never know what
        mental machinations happened in her
        pretty little head to create such an
        outburst. Amy knows who the best lead
        singer for Black Sabbath is and has
        submitted a PhD thesis toward that
        fact. She has no fear of the void,
        although she has a great distaste for
        it, and has even been known to smash
        a vacuum into smithereens as a
        symbolic statement towards such. And
        she is a Grand Dragon Master of the
        Sacred three F's.

      • Joy
      • Posted
      • Amy is like a Moon Pie. Hard on the
        outside, sweet and soft on the
        inside, and a bit trashy... but in a
        good way. She's an abundance of
        contradictions that will keep you
        guessing and wanting more. There's
        never a dull moment. She's a great
        friend and a fabulous photographer
        that can do more with a $10 toy
        camera than anyone I know.
      • Lindsey
      • Posted
      • Years ago Amy and I were thrown
        together in the mix at a job that
        tortured us both. We became fast
        friends. She gave me the courage to
        get inked - and as a result she will be
        with me for life! And yes, it's true
        we shared many cheap drinks late into
        the night way back when.
      • Jill
      • Posted
      • Oh, that Amy. I love Amy's phone calls
        late at night (well, late for me) to
        tell me about the latest happenings in
        her existence. She makes me laugh and
        also challenges my ability to dole out
        sage advice with some of the stuff she
        gets into. I won't get too specific or
        name names, but I could make money by
        taping this stuff! I love and adore
        her. She is the kind of girlfriend
        everyone needs. The kind who would
        come over to your house in the middle
        of the night armed with wine and
        cigarettes if you called in crisis and
        needed company. Also the kind who
        would sign you up to get on stage and
        karaoke a Guns & Roses song without
        your knowledge. Because she knows
        you're drunk enough and you'll do it
        and it will entertain the hell out of
        her.
      • Patrick
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      • Whenever I'm getting ready to do
        something stupid I call Amy. Somehow
        she's amazingly comfortable telling me
        just how stupid I'm being. And for some
        odd reason I find this strangely
        comforting.

        She's beautiful and fun and her
        photography is brilliant. And she's
        from Detroit so don't !@#$ with her.

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