One time I was with Comedy Death-Ray in the
back of a pickup truck, along with a live deer.
Comedy Death-Ray goes up to the deer and says,
'I'm Comedy Death-Ray! SAY IT!' Then he
manipulates the deer's lips in such a way as to
make it say, ComedyDeathRay' ... It wasn't exactly
like it, but it was pretty good for a deer!'
ComedyDeath-Ray once called me 20 times
on a sunday night while I was trying to
go to sleep. Each time I picked up the
phone, it would just breath heavy for a
couple minutes, say "Wetback", giggle
and hang up. Whatta jaggoff!
If you took all the Comedy Death-Ray
shows and played them end to end, your
life would end. (your social
life...that is. Get outside and do
something! It's just a comedy show!
sheesh!)
The best part about ComedyDeath-Ray is
the way its thighs rub together when
it walks.
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In an apartment situation where
there's only one washer and dryer
available(because the landlord's all
stingy, and I swear tweaks with the
dryer so you have to run it twice just
so your clothes don't end up stinking
like soggy crocidile ass); when it
needs to use the dryer, Comedy Death
Ray will just pull your shit out of
the cycle and toss it all over the
laundry room floor, and then walk all
over it on purpose. Or, a lot of
times, Comedy Death Ray will just wear
a big shirt around the house with no
pants or under wear on. It'll slouch
there on the couch, partly bare-ass,
watching the Hughleys while eating
macaroni and cheese with hotdogs
slices. To its credit however, it is
the most hilarious thing ever-ever-
ever.(Comedy Death Ray that is, not
the Hughleys.)
If Good were Gay Comedy Deat Ray
would have two or three cocks in it's
ass. I love you CDR you have always
been nice to me!
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Comedy Death-Ray took me out to a nice
dinner and drinks. Then it forced me
to give it oral sex in the parking
lot. CDR has a huge dong and I have
TMJ. My jaw still hurts. I'm still
waiting for Comedy Death-Ray to call me
back.
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back of a pickup truck, along with a live deer.
Comedy Death-Ray goes up to the deer and says,
'I'm Comedy Death-Ray! SAY IT!' Then he
manipulates the deer's lips in such a way as to
make it say, ComedyDeathRay' ... It wasn't exactly
like it, but it was pretty good for a deer!'
on a sunday night while I was trying to
go to sleep. Each time I picked up the
phone, it would just breath heavy for a
couple minutes, say "Wetback", giggle
and hang up. Whatta jaggoff!
shows and played them end to end, your
life would end. (your social
life...that is. Get outside and do
something! It's just a comedy show!
sheesh!)
the way its thighs rub together when
it walks.
there's only one washer and dryer
available(because the landlord's all
stingy, and I swear tweaks with the
dryer so you have to run it twice just
so your clothes don't end up stinking
like soggy crocidile ass); when it
needs to use the dryer, Comedy Death
Ray will just pull your shit out of
the cycle and toss it all over the
laundry room floor, and then walk all
over it on purpose. Or, a lot of
times, Comedy Death Ray will just wear
a big shirt around the house with no
pants or under wear on. It'll slouch
there on the couch, partly bare-ass,
watching the Hughleys while eating
macaroni and cheese with hotdogs
slices. To its credit however, it is
the most hilarious thing ever-ever-
ever.(Comedy Death Ray that is, not
the Hughleys.)
time you are near. Just like me, they
long to be, close to you. . . . . PSYCH!
minute abortion. you're the best cd-r.
ooh la la.
there are no black people on Friendster.
would have two or three cocks in it's
ass. I love you CDR you have always
been nice to me!
dinner and drinks. Then it forced me
to give it oral sex in the parking
lot. CDR has a huge dong and I have
TMJ. My jaw still hurts. I'm still
waiting for Comedy Death-Ray to call me
back.