Lloyd Lee

walteria elementary, calle mayor middle, south torrance high, U.S.C., Uni. of Sussex (UK), Western University of Osteopathic Medicine

ass crack plasterer

testicular cancer & leprosy support groups every other thursday night

opiates, piss-ups & mind-fucks

irvine welsh, chuck palaniuk, haruki murakami, catcher in the rye, english as a second f*cking language, walter the farting dog, llama porn

films by pedro almodovar, trainspotting, fight club, the big lebowski, snatch, lock stock &; 2 smoking barrels, kill bill I &; II, taegukki, punch drunk love, city of God, lost in translation, requiem for a dream, boondock saints, braveheart, rocky I-IV, back to the future trilogy, spaceballs, airplane, when harry met sally, swingers, old school, badder santa, shaolin soccer, kung fu hustle, million dollar baby, motorcycle diaries, and anything w/ will ferrell.g john malkovich, adaptations, when we were kings, snatch, jerry macguire, lock stock & 2 smoking barrels, goodfellas, back to the futures

as of lately: i'm developing a growing interest in world music like a sunflower breaking through barren soil. as of always: morcheeba, air, dj shadow, felix da housecat, daft punk, scissor sisters, miss kitten, leftfield, royskopp, cafe del mar remixes, hendrix, beattles, jack johnson, early 90s hip-hop, breakbeats, sublime, long beach dub all-stars, gypsy kings, guns n' roses, mark farrina, tupac, michael jackson up until 'BAD', manu chao, cafe quijano, stevie wonder, codie chestnutt, miles davis, john coltrane, duke elington, ella fitzgerald, chopin, and just about anything that put chocolate brownie fuzzies in my belly. as of never: boy bands, girl bands, boys-who-look-like-girl bands, country, clanging of spoons on a hick thigh, 99% of hip-hop after the 90s. as of high school, but never ever again: whiny ass r&;b, explaining that you wanted her to be your wifie when you saw her across the produce aisle in the supermarket.

family guy, simpson's, hbo comedy, vh1's behind the music, da ali g show, las vegas

Aries

at this point, i'm just trying to relax, stay in the moment & enjoy all that i do & everyone around me, whether it involves direct interaction w/ cool people, or fucking with people who are pretentious & think they're cool. i like to use stupid ridiculous pick up lines at bars/clubs for amusement like "you, me, in the bathroom stall, 5 minutes...LET'S GO!!!", or "how do you feel about a** fu**ing?". i'm doing what i can so that the world stays as my playground & so that life is be a joy, instead of a chore. sometimes i talk a little too much shit, but w/o hammering into the barren soil, we'll never get to what's rich & fertile underneath. apart from that, i tend to do stupid shit all the time that may allude to bad judgment, but in the end, i know what the fuck i'm doing even when i don't. as homer simpson said, stupid decisions are the reasons why he has so many adventures. the path of the stupid & absurd is even narrower than that of the righteous and that's the tightrope that i choose to put all my chips on. forever, i am on a windsprint away from the hells of boredom, so anything remotely stimulating, inspiring and adventuresome i can mischievously get myself into, i'll probably do it (ie. surfing internet porn in the school library), unless i have an exam to study for. however, when the madness gets too hectic, i'm always up for some "me" time, that involves yours truly, a comfy couch, DVDs, great music & literature. but at the end of the day, in the midst of all my fuckery, i do have some sense of purpose of just living life, trying to talk to as many interesting characters as possible, and one day creating something that will leave a mark in world history significant enough to be commented by a vh1 nostalgia special. i enjoy speaking in broken korean and spanish, (which sounds better when i'm drunk) and when you put the two together, you get broken SPANKO.

hedonists who walk the walk & don't fake da funk...&
others who go to the bathroom quite frequently.

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