Some of my fondest childhood memories
include Hamburglar. We used to pick-
pocket folks at baseball games. For me
it was just a phase and I eventually
grew out of it. Hamburglar obviously
wasn't as fortunate and spiraled into a
violent life of crime.
Hey! Gimme back my fucking hamburg-
lar! hahahahahaaaa! Remember when I
used to hide in your giant Hamburglar
Castle thingie that looked like a
giant hamburger jail?? It was at the
McDonald's playground at the Riverdale
McDonald's. But then they had to get
rid of you 'cause someone died... how
weird would it be to die in a giant
hamburger?? Is it wrong to think
that's funny???
Today I sat down to a nice tasty
hamburger and... it was gone! Son of a
bitch hamburglar. He also stole my
identity, purchasing cartons of
cigarettes online and registering for
beastial porn sites. Did he steal my
heart? No, because his horizontal
stripes hide an obscene weight
problem. Go Phillies!
if you delete my testimonial again i
swear i'll scream. well no i won't..
people would think something's wrong.
damn you worm!!! (this is where i
storm out.. or maybe i'll just write
another senseless testimonial... but
you better take it hehe)
Little bastard, stealing all that
food. I'll make you a deal, I'll help
you steal Big Macs if you give me the
lettuce. McDonalds meat gives me the
nasty goat shits.
include Hamburglar. We used to pick-
pocket folks at baseball games. For me
it was just a phase and I eventually
grew out of it. Hamburglar obviously
wasn't as fortunate and spiraled into a
violent life of crime.
lar! hahahahahaaaa! Remember when I
used to hide in your giant Hamburglar
Castle thingie that looked like a
giant hamburger jail?? It was at the
McDonald's playground at the Riverdale
McDonald's. But then they had to get
rid of you 'cause someone died... how
weird would it be to die in a giant
hamburger?? Is it wrong to think
that's funny???
much easier. You would have to give me a
huge cut though and I do love a greasy
burger
hamburger and... it was gone! Son of a
bitch hamburglar. He also stole my
identity, purchasing cartons of
cigarettes online and registering for
beastial porn sites. Did he steal my
heart? No, because his horizontal
stripes hide an obscene weight
problem. Go Phillies!
i grow up"... but squirmy wormy did.
he's livin' his dream!!
swear i'll scream. well no i won't..
people would think something's wrong.
damn you worm!!! (this is where i
storm out.. or maybe i'll just write
another senseless testimonial... but
you better take it hehe)
food. I'll make you a deal, I'll help
you steal Big Macs if you give me the
lettuce. McDonalds meat gives me the
nasty goat shits.