Gerald Slomka

Thomas S. Wootton High, Attended 1992 - 1996, Class of 1996

University of Maryland - College Park, Attended 2001 - 2002, Class of 2002, Master's Degree
University of Maryland - College Park, Attended 1996 - 2001, Class of 2001, Bachelor's Degree

Tech Lead

Wakeboarding, Wakeskating, Wakesurfing, (Hey, they're all different!!) Snowboarding, Rock Climbing, Weightlifting, Games, Food / Cooking

Harry Potter, Da Vinci Code (i'm such a pop culture whore), Sin City, Bone

Braveheart, anything by Pixar, anything with Ah-nold, Muppets

Van Halen, AC/DC, Aerosmith, Joe Satriani, Steve Vai, Cowboy Mouth, Barenaked Ladies

24, Amazing Race, Smallville, Good Eats, (ok, most Food Network shows), Alias, Lost, Dead Like Me, Simpsons

Gemini

Holy Smokies!! Let's just get on the water and freakin' ride! Who cares if its raining! It just means the water is gonna be smooth like butta! Lightning?...yeah, allright, we'll have to stay in, watch some wakeboarding DVDs and talk about having 12 people on board with the surf waist high...oh yeahhhhh...and when it snows we'll just have to hit the park. In between seasons is when bouldering/top-roping is all the rage yo! As long as people are having a good time then everything is allright.
What? this is about me? oh, umm, yeah...I'm just ultra lax and out to have fun. and get people on the water if at all possible! and perhaps I should get back to actually doing my job instead of filling this thing out that noone will ever see!!

Are you boring? Are you lame? Are you generic? Are you an incredibly negative person? ... Then you are NOT the person I want to meet. Everyone else works. Though a fond appreciation for the Muppets wouldn't hurt, or enjoying chilling on a boat, or chilling on a goat, or chilling in the moat.