Keri

Massapequa Hs, Attended 1993 - 1995, Class of 1995

SUNY Stony Brook/Gotham Writers Workshop/Nassau Community College

State University of New York - Stony Brook, Attended 1998 - 2002, Master's Degree, History-Colonial India/South Africa

Bookslave/sometimes grad student

BURNING MAN, FREE THE WEST MEMPHIS THREE!!!! go to wm3.org.

Burning Man, pina coladas, getting caught in the rain, afternoon delight, black tar heroin, weeping at the death of liberalism.

The Stranger, Country of My Skull, Desperation, The Sweet Hereafter, The God of Small Things, Devil's Knot, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.

Too many...Donnie Darko, Buffalo 66, Detroit Rock City, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, The Corporation.

Radiohead, Quicksand, Tool, roots, lamb, dave matthews, Glassjaw, anything involving Mike Patton, Coldplay, plaid, jack johnson, massive attack, deftones, blind melon, rufus wainwright, tortoise, death cab, modest mouse..etc.

The Family Guy, Mr. Show, senate hearings, British House hearings, Six Feet Under, The Office, Da Ali G Show

I work at the bookstore. It makes me feel homicidal. To deal with this, i am forced to consume pharmaceuticals. Sometimes I want to hurt customers with violence. Pills calm this urge. So what have we learned? That corporations suck your soul out of your ass and if i were just allowed to have a neverending stream of pills, i would be a much happier retail drone. Viewed in this light, the war on drugs creates violent tendencies in this country.
Non-sequiters: I think Ann Coulter is a man, I hate milk, many people think that the Oprah book club consists of books that Oprah wrote. This is not true.

A cute boy who's not afraid to wear a linen shirt and sing karaoke. Oh, wait, I already met him.
David Cross, Kato.