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motocrochet rally is destiny manifest.
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"don't blame me ly life is so hard"
More about stephen
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More About stephen
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Schools:
Anchorage Outreach/Private, Attended 1992 - 2005, Class of 1999
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Schools (Other):
St. Clement's early learning, Maurice cody, Hodgeson, Northern secondary, Sheridan, super secret sports training facility in space.
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College/University:
Alaska Bible College, Attended 2006 - Present, Class of 2010, Ph.D., don't ask
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Occupation:
professional messy asshole
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Affiliations:
Creep powder, gryphindor, gammatron, team nap, league of remote viewers, west side stitchers couture club, team macho, inner city gun club, punchy apprieciation society, preverbal language skills, kiki's delivery service, enchanted forrest search & rescue foundation, zombie outbreak survivalist guild, the random dwarven name generator, dyslexia, other pro atheletes
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Hobbies and Interests:
Pin the macho on the man, high stakes sport participation, stephen dispite all the bad things i call you i still like you as a person. don't take it in a bad way you fucking wreck.
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Favorite Books:
Gamesmanship or how to win without actually cheeting, and the complete guide to understanding bucky (does a single printed word count as a book)
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Favorite Movies:
bahama mama
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Favorite Music:
blind guardian
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Favorite TV Shows:
much more music, dini petty
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Zodiac Sign:
Taurus
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About Me:
don't blame me ly life is so hard
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Who I Want to Meet:
pirates, or people who have an undistilled lust for saying hurtful things to me every other word until I'm battered into a defencless shape of confusion and loathing. I love you guys, you make my world. I wish I could never go to sleep so that I could float around hugging my knees while you berate me until the end of time. No, seriously. It's a good way to be.
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Testimonials and Comments for stephen
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video for st. jaques!
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think about it
PART I
once there was a stephen. stephen, a creature of inconceivable filth, with awkward spindling arms and legs that stretched to the heavens like cruel optical illusions which served no obvious practical purpose other than perhaps, to loom uncomfortably above ones enemies. his outer shell was soft and skin like, but impenetrable and covered most of the time by a thick colorless slime. a sort of mucus-like perspiration caused by even the slightest movement. he lived deep below the earths outer core, burrowing only to the earths surface to satisfy his one undying undeniable lust. a lust for human unwantables. trash.