Scott Burns

Columbian High School

Terra Community College, Attended - , Class of , Other

Mad Science

Virtually any artistic expression, Any science I can grasp, Future winning lottery numbers (VERY interested in the latter)

All of them. Well, okay, except for that one about the 14th century Byzantine princess. That was pretty dry.

All of them. (See favorite books for exceptions.)

This is a great damn time and place for someone who ADORES clever lyrics

Anything on HGTV and the Food Network. (Because they hardly ever kill anyone, that's why. Killing has gotten pretty boring, you know?) Oh, and the poker shows; I could never understand my dad watching golf and bowling, he must be laughing his ass off at me now.

1. I was raised by nuns. As torturers go, you people are amateurs.
2. Men are like cats; our natural intelligence is masked by our stubborn refusal to follow simple instructions.
3. No matter who I am dealing with, they are capable at odd moments of surprising me with how much smarter they are than me.
4. The most important thing to remember with me: Sometimes you have to wade through the idiot to get to the savant part.