Shay

Purveyor of the last legal drug.

i affiliate myself only with four-legged mammals and people who make pie or chicken wings...and also, some spiders...

ponies, rock'n'roll, dancing, reading, band practice, home improvements, cooking, large bonfires, cinammon rolls...

pride and prejudice, stand on it by stroker ace, breakfast of champions, to kill a mockingbird, anything by dave barry(he's funny as f**k!), the harry potter books, currently reading Dairy by chuck palahniuk and Animals in Translation by Temple Grandin

army of darkness, better off dead, tron, princess mononoke, the princess bride, The Trilogy, the lord of the rings trilogy, tommy boy, anything with emma thompson or daniel day-lewis

Tortoise + The Electric Light Orchestra + The Police + Aloha + Luna + Billie Holiday + Bob Dylan + Brokeback + Cream + Dire Straits + Echo & The Bunnymen + Ella Fitzgerald + Enon + Feist + Fleetwood Mac + G'n'R + Howard Jones + Ilya + Iron & Wine + Jane Monheit + Jeff Lynne + John Coltrane + Johnny Mercer + Joy Division + Kammerflimmer Kollektief + Kings of Convenience + Lionel Richie + Low + M. Ward + Mark Knopfler + Marty Robbins + Men at Work + Michael Martin Murphy + Miles Davis + Nada Surf + New Order + Nina Simone + Otis Redding + Patsy Cline + Postal Service + Radiohead + Red House Painters + Sigur Ros + Spoon + Steely Dan + Sun Ra + Talking Heads + Tears for Fears + The Cars + The Church + The Cure + The Pretenders + The Rolling Stones + The Sea and Cake + The Sundays + The Traveling Wilburys + The Xanadu Soundtrack = mmhmm.

i currently do not have any means by which to watch television programs whilst they are on the air, so i consume all of my programming via dvd. here is a list of the programs i enjoy: buffy. angel. firefly. wonderfalls. law & order. mr. show. veronica mars. the brak show. animaniacs. aqua teen hunger force. harvey birdman, attorney at law.

Leo

i am pretty sure i relate better with animals than with other humans...i sing with a jazz quartet...i ride my ponies and go to rock shows, but mostly i stay home with my love-partner and make dinners and watch various television programs on dvd and make out...i have two lovely kitty cats and two darling spiders and have lofty aspirations to one day own a dog...i really love going to the zoo, and when the weather is nice, i can be found there weekly...i love monkeys and donkeys and otters and apes and manatees and okapis and great big cats...i loathe the words "meal," "creamy," and "juicy," and if you say them to me i will throw up and punch you in the face...i love the
words "tractor" and "chicken" and "checkers" and "pickup-truck"

anyone who a) is funny, b) is clever, c) is nice, or d) generally does not suck...also, anyone who will readily and willingly respond to the nicknames "spanky," "sparky," or "chip"...people with dogs who want to let me play with them (the dogs, not the people)...i would also like to meet Jimmy Carter and Pat Metheny