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"I was once described as the love-child of Ricardo
Montalban
and Bea Arthur."
More about Paul
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Occupation:
Actor
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Hobbies and Interests:
theater, all things lovely and delicious, passion, truth, laughing, hugs, shaking my booty to a fierce beat, iced beverages on hot nights, holding my husbands hand
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Favorite Movies:
Guess Who's Coming To Dinner, Gloria (Gena Rowlands), Dick, Babettes Feast, The Color Purple, Cinema Paradiso, Jackie's Back, Finding Nemo
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Favorite Music:
deep house, standards, big band, mellow jazz, showtunes, great lady vocalists
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Favorite TV Shows:
Jack & Karen, The Amazing Race, Sex & The City, Today Show, Friends, Golden Girls
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Zodiac Sign:
Scorpio
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About Me:
I was once described as the love-child of Ricardo
Montalban
and Bea Arthur.
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Who I Want to Meet:
Already met him. The man of my dreams. My husband, Blair.
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LULLABIES. remember that album? the
first time i heard "i dig you like an
old soul record," and "if that's your
boyfriend (he wasn't last night)" i
was in the back seat of paul's car!
yes! audry! it was 1993 and i'd
never heard anything like it. it was
the funkiest shit in the universe.
and yet another gift from paul... see
daddy? sinner's have soul too.
queens in the audience, stage
whispering, "down in front! DOWN IN
FRONT!" i mean, honestly...
A beautiful chantruese with a rich
baritone voice sways sultrily and
croons "My Heart Belongs To Daddy."
The scintillation of her sequins is
nothing to the glow emitted by that
beautiful face...
There's only one thing that shatters
the otherwise perfect image...
"You simply RUINED the line of that
dress, mister! Next time tie that thing
down!"
QUOTE:
"Do you mean to tell me that you woke
up this morning, put that outfit
together, looked in the mirror and you
thought you looked good?"
Amazing. If you ever work with Paul,
he'll write you a manual on how to do
YOUR job and then roll you a big fat
mary janie after. If you ever work
with Paul...guess what? It's play
time! Nothing is ever dull with him
around. AND all things are REAL REAL
REAL. Did I say REAL? West coast
misses you Paul...I can't get a real
Long Island Ice Tea after you
left...Please don't take it with you!
I love you, mother.
seventeen years old and nervously
waiting to audition outside Zellerbach
Hall. Suddenly this curly-haired queen
rushed past me in his bright paisley
shirt, tight jeans that showed every
inch of his goods and black boots that
click-clacked with every step, shaking
his ass like a three dollar hooker and
singing loudly to himself. "WHAT was
that?, I wondered aloud. "That's Paul
Tena, you'll see, he's AMAZING., I was
assured. And indeed, Paul is amazing,
and not because he is hilarious or
brilliantly talented which you already
knew, but because for better or worse
Paul is so utterly, unapologetically
himself, and there is real magic in
that.
attack the children?
Paul: To kill them.
Show-Stopping Mother Superior; the
Morning Star and the Evening Starlette. And
he also has not one but two of the biggest
pussies I've ever had the pleasure to stroke.